Woody Allen Fake Diary

- "Diary" entries between January 2 and August 25, 2008
- Describes encounters with the actors
- Allen writes that his pants caught fire the first time he met with Javier Bardem and [[Penélope Cruz]]New York Times: Excerpts From the Spanish Diary(August 20, 2008)

Writer, actor and director Woody Allen wrote a "fake" production diary chronicling the shoot of his film Vicky Cristina Barcelona. The comedic scribblings were published in The New York Times.New York Times: Excerpts From the Spanish Diary(August 20, 2008)
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
1. Release Date: August 15, 2008
2. Stars: Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz, Rebecca Hall, Javier Bardem and Patricia Clarkson
3. Produced by: Letty Aronson, Jaumes Roures, Stephen Tenenbaum and Gareth Wiley
4. Distributor: The Weinstein CompanyIMDb: Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Jan. 2 Diary Entry

Received offer to write and direct film in Barcelona. Must be cautious. Spain is sunny, and I freckle. Money not great either, but agent did manage to get me a 10th of 1 percent of anything the picture does over $400 million after break even.New York Times: Excerpts From the Spanish Diary(August 20, 2008)