The UroClub is a portable urinal disguised as a standard seven iron
golf club, designed for conspicuous urination while on the
golf course. Designed by a board certified urologist as "the only golf club guaranteed to keep you out of the woods," the UroClub contains an air-tight sealed half-liter reservoir disguised as the grip of the club. Included with the club is a discrete towel for hiding the top of the club as you urinate into its reservoir. The UroClub is available for $24.95 for a "limited time."