Superbad Quotes

This page contains quotes from the 2007 comedy film, Superbad. The film was directed by Greg Mottola, written by Seth Rogen and Even Goldberg, and stars Michael Cera, Jonah Hill, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bill Hader and Seth Rogen.

Superbad is about two high school friends named Evan (Michael Cera) and Seth (Jonah Hill) who scheme to lose their virginity during a graduation party. Along with a friend named Fogell (aka McLovin), played by Christopher Mintz-Plasse, the kids set out on an adventure to find booze and bring it back to the party.

Warning: The following quotes contain graphic language.

• Evan: "You changed your name to 'McLovin'?"
• Seth: "It doesn't even have a first name, it just says 'McLovin'!"
• Evan: "The guy's either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID,' or 'here's McLovin, 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor.' Okay, so what's it gonna be?"
• Fogell: "I am McLovin."

• Seth: "Fine, Evan. Here it goes. When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem, and it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. It's... for some reason, I would just kinda sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks."

• Seth: "Boop!"

• Seth: "You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so s***-faced last night, I shouldn't have f***ed that guy?' We could be that mistake!"