South Park Quotes

This page contains links to sites that contain quotes from the Comedy Central television show South Park. The majority of the links provided contain quotes that are of mature nature.

• Eric Cartman's voice by Trey Parker
• Stan Marsh's voice by Trey Parker
• Kyle Broflovski's voice by Matt Stone
• Kenny McCormick's voice by Matt Stone
• Butters Stotch voice by Matt Stone

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  • Stan: "Hi Kenny."
  • Butters: "I told you my name isn't Kenny. It's Butters."
  • Stan: "Hi new Kenny."

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  • Stan: "You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place."

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  • Stan: "You don't know anything about Christianity, Cartman!"
  • Cartman: "I know enough to exploit it."

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  • Stan: "Oh my god! They killed Kenny."
  • Kyle: "You b-------."

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  • Kyle: "It's half-man, and half-bearpig."
  • Cartman: "No! It's half-man, half-bear, and half-pig!"
  • Kyle: "That doesn't make any sense."
  • Stan: "It could be half-bear and half man-pig."

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  • Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."
  • Stan: "Well?"
  • Cartman: "I'm gonna, just give me a minute."

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  • Eric Cartman: "Respect My Authority!"

• Right Wing News: South Park Quotes
  • Cartman: "I would never let a woman kick my a--. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your b---- a-- back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

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• Cartman: "This picture, I'd like to call The Pierre. I invited Butters to stay the night and while he was sleeping I made a mustache on his face with cat poo."

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  • Woman: "So, Kenny, if you could have one wish, what would it be?"
  • Man: "What's your wish, pal?"
  • Kenny: "I guess the only thing I wish is not to die."
  • Woman: "What did he say?"
  • Kyle: "He said his wish is not to die."
  • Woman: "Okay, and what if you're gonna have two wishes? What would the second one be?"

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  • Butters: "Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!"

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  • Butters: "I don't play World of Warcraft."
  • Cartman: "Butters, you said you were on your computer all the time."
  • Butters: "Yeah, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure."
  • Cartman: "Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer and join the online sensation before we all murder you."
  • Butters: "Oh, well, all right, then."

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  • Butters: "I'm like the kid in that movie; I'm seein' dead people!"