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This page contains links to sites that contain quotes from the Comedy Central television show South Park. The majority of the links provided contain quotes that are of mature nature.
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Fast Facts
- New episodes: Wednesday, 10 p.m. on Comedy Central
- Number of seasons: 12
- Mid-season premiere started on October 8, 2008Official Site: South Park Mid-season premiere
- Number of episodes: 174
- First aired: 1997
- Created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Running time: 22 mins.
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Character Information
- Eric Cartman's voice by Trey Parker
- Stan Marsh's voice by Trey Parker
- Kyle Broflovski's voice by Matt Stone
- Kenny McCormick's voice by Matt Stone
- Butters Stotch voice by Matt Stone
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South Park Cartman Kick You In The Nuts 25 Oz. Mug - $14.99
South Park Cartman Kick You In The Nuts Mug - Oh my God, they killed Kenny! Those bastards! Now you can pay your respects to our lil' fallen friend Kenny by purchasing any item from our awesome new line of South Park barware. This 25...
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South Park Poster ~ Character Quotes ~ Exclusive U.K. Import ~ 24x36" - $12.99
Exclusive U.K. import poster for South Park. 30 character pix with quotes from the hilarious show. 24x36" rolled mint condition. Limited availability.
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South Park Poster Quotes SouthPark - $14.99
This poster is 24 by 36 inches approximately and is in mint condition. It is shipped rolled in a hard cardboard tube.
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South Park Cartman Quotes Coffee Mug - $7.95
This mug features an image of Cartman on the front and several of his famous quotes on the other.
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South Park R.I.P. Chef Mens T-Shirt, Medium - $19.99
Cool t-shirt featuring large printed graphics from the hit tv show South Park. Standard mens size tee. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped, sleeve and bottom hem are double-needled. 100% cotton. Officially licensed.
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@cheerpug7 random quotes and stuff. That last one was hilarious. It was from South Park
@McSparkie | November 10, 2009 05:32 PM -
Remembers #goodtimes like when me and @RoweHerBoat was sending 2% and darkness south park quotes lol.
@swalloww | November 09, 2009 04:54 AM -
I'm at a restaurant with a dude who keeps yelling uncensored "South Park" quotes. We're going to get kicked out in like five minutes.
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View All South Park Quotes Questions (1281) | Ask a QuestionFrom where can i watch south park tv show? (4 Answers)you can here watch south park tv show with good quality and pic sound. read moreQuotes (1 Answer)SparkNotes or CliffsNotes. SparkNotes had a whole page on important quotes: http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/raisin/quotes.html read moreTo South Park or not to South Park? (1 Answer)Honestly, I was a much bigger fan in their early days. Their first season was hilarious. But I think over time they kind of lost their magic. I thought that ... read moreWhich is more interesting, Central Park or Adirondack Park? (2 Answers)I have to go with Adirondack for sheer scope . . . "Spanning six million acres, the Adirondack Park is a green island of mixed forests, rugged mountains, lakes, bogs, ... read more
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Stanley 'Stan' Marsh
- IMDb: South Park Quotes
- Stan: "Hi Kenny."
- Butters: "I told you my name isn't Kenny. It's Butters."
- Stan: "Hi new Kenny."
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- Stan: "You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place."
- Classic TV Quotes: South Park Quotes
- Stan: "You don't know anything about Christianity, Cartman!"
- Cartman: "I know enough to exploit it."
- IMDb: South Park Quotes
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Kyle Broflovski
- IMDb: South Park Quotes
- Stan: "Oh my god! They killed Kenny."
- Kyle: "You b-------."
- Classic TV Quotes: South Park Quotes
- Kyle: "It's half-man, and half-bearpig."
- Cartman: "No! It's half-man, half-bear, and half-pig!"
- Kyle: "That doesn't make any sense."
- Stan: "It could be half-bear and half man-pig."
- IMDb: South Park Quotes
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Eric Theodore Cartman
- IMDb: South Park Quotes
- Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."
- Stan: "Well?"
- Cartman: "I'm gonna, just give me a minute."
- All Great Quotes: South Park Quotes
- Eric Cartman: "Respect My Authority!"
- Right Wing News: South Park Quotes
- Cartman: "I would never let a woman kick my a--. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your b---- a-- back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
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- Cartman: "This picture, I'd like to call The Pierre. I invited Butters to stay the night and while he was sleeping I made a mustache on his face with cat poo."
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Kenneth 'Kenny' McCormick
- IMDb: South Park Quotes
- Woman: "So, Kenny, if you could have one wish, what would it be?"
- Man: "What's your wish, pal?"
- Kenny: "I guess the only thing I wish is not to die."
- Woman: "What did he say?"
- Kyle: "He said his wish is not to die."
- Woman: "Okay, and what if you're gonna have two wishes? What would the second one be?"
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Leopold 'Butters' Stotch
- IMDb: South Park Quotes
- Butters: "Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!"
- Classic TV Quotes: South Park Quotes
- Butters: "I don't play World of Warcraft."
- Cartman: "Butters, you said you were on your computer all the time."
- Butters: "Yeah, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure."
- Cartman: "Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer and join the online sensation before we all murder you."
- Butters: "Oh, well, all right, then."
- Classic TV Quotes: South Park Quotes
- Butters: "I'm like the kid in that movie; I'm seein' dead people!"
- IMDb: South Park Quotes
