South Park Quotes

- New episodes: Wednesday, 10 p.m. on Comedy Central
- Number of seasons: 12
- Mid-season premiere started on October 8, 2008Official Site: South Park Mid-season premiere
- Number of episodes: 174
- First aired: 1997
- Created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- Running time: 22 mins.

This page contains links to sites that contain quotes from the Comedy Central television show South Park. The majority of the links provided contain quotes that are of mature nature.
Character Information
- Eric Cartman's voice by Trey Parker
- Stan Marsh's voice by Trey Parker
- Kyle Broflovski's voice by Matt Stone
- Kenny McCormick's voice by Matt Stone
- Butters Stotch voice by Matt Stone

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Stanley 'Stan' Marsh
- IMDb: South Park Quotes
  - Stan: "Hi Kenny."
  - Butters: "I told you my name isn't Kenny. It's Butters."
  - Stan: "Hi new Kenny."
- All Great Quotes: South Park Quotes
  - Stan: "You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place."
- Classic TV Quotes: South Park Quotes
  - Stan: "You don't know anything about Christianity, Cartman!"
  - Cartman: "I know enough to exploit it."
Kyle Broflovski
- IMDb: South Park Quotes
  - Stan: "Oh my god! They killed Kenny."
  - Kyle: "You b-------."
- Classic TV Quotes: South Park Quotes
  - Kyle: "It's half-man, and half-bearpig."
  - Cartman: "No! It's half-man, half-bear, and half-pig!"
  - Kyle: "That doesn't make any sense."
  - Stan: "It could be half-bear and half man-pig."
Eric Theodore Cartman
- IMDb: South Park Quotes
  - Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."
  - Stan: "Well?"
  - Cartman: "I'm gonna, just give me a minute."
- All Great Quotes: South Park Quotes
  - Eric Cartman: "Respect My Authority!"
- Right Wing News: South Park Quotes
  - Cartman: "I would never let a woman kick my a--. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your b---- a-- back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
- Classic TV Quotes: South Park Quotes
- Cartman: "This picture, I'd like to call The Pierre. I invited Butters to stay the night and while he was sleeping I made a mustache on his face with cat poo."
Kenneth 'Kenny' McCormick
- IMDb: South Park Quotes
  - Woman: "So, Kenny, if you could have one wish, what would it be?"
  - Man: "What's your wish, pal?"
  - Kenny: "I guess the only thing I wish is not to die."
  - Woman: "What did he say?"
  - Kyle: "He said his wish is not to die."
  - Woman: "Okay, and what if you're gonna have two wishes? What would the second one be?"
Leopold 'Butters' Stotch
- IMDb: South Park Quotes
  - Butters: "Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!"
- Classic TV Quotes: South Park Quotes
  - Butters: "I don't play World of Warcraft."
  - Cartman: "Butters, you said you were on your computer all the time."
  - Butters: "Yeah, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure."
  - Cartman: "Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer and join the online sensation before we all murder you."
  - Butters: "Oh, well, all right, then."
- Classic TV Quotes: South Park Quotes
  - Butters: "I'm like the kid in that movie; I'm seein' dead people!"