Seinfeld is a television sitcom that originally aired on the NBC network. The show focuses on comedian Jerry Seinfeld's everyday experiences and his relationships with three fictional friends living in New York City. This page offers links to the best episode guides for Seinfeld on the internet.
Cast Information
- Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld
- Jason Alexander as George Costanza
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elanine Benes
- Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer
Quotes
"I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It's like asking them to donate a kidney." - GeorgeTBS: Seinfeld Quotes
"You don't touch the nose, you don't aspire to reach the nose, you don't unhook anything to get to the nose and no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril! " - JerryIMDb: Seinfeld Quotes
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious." - KramerIMDb: Seinfeld Quotes
"George, I just got off a twenty-three-hour plane ride. I'm too tired to even vomit at the thought. " - ElaineIMDb: Seinfeld Quotes
Seinfeld Episode Guides
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TV.com: Seinfeld episode list
IMDb: Seinfeld episode list
Wikipedia: List of Seinfeld episodes
TV Guide: Seinfeld episodes
Fan Site: SeinfeldScripts.com
Episode 7 - "The Pony Remark"
- TV.com: "The Pony Remark"
- "Jerry takes Elaine to the dinner and he makes an observation about children who have ponies, this remark offends the guest of honor."
- Directed by: Tom Cherones
- Written by: Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld
- Air Date: January 30, 1991
- Seinfeld Lists: "The Pony Remark" script
- IMDb: "The Pony Remark"
- Wikipedia: The Pony Remark
- YouTube Video: "The Pony Remark" clip (Time: 1:07)
Episode 8 - "The Jacket"
- TV.com: "The Jacket"
- "When Elaine does Kramer a favor, Jerry and George get stuck alone with Elaine's intimidating, curmudgeonly father."
- Directed by: Tom Cherones
- Written by: Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld
- Air Date: Wednesday, February 6, 1991
- Wikipedia: Wikipedia
- Seinfeld Lists: "The Jacket" Script
- IMDb: "The Jacket"
- YouTube Video: "The Jacket" clip (Time: 1:03)
Episode 23 - "The Parking Garage"
- TV.com: "The Parking Garage"
- "After Jerry, Elaine and George accompany Kramer to buy his new air conditioner, all four of them have forgotten where Kramer parked."
- Directed by: Tom Cherones
- Written by: Larry David
- Air Date: Wednesday, October 30, 1991
- IMDb: "The Parking Garage"
- Seinfeld Lists: "The Parking Garage" script
- Wikipedia: The Parking Garage
- YouTube Video: "The Parking Garage" clip (Time: 0:30)
Episode 34 - "The Boyfriend" Part 1
- TV.com: "The Boyfriend" Part 1
- "Jerry meets Keith Hernandez and wants to make a good impression."
- Directed by: Tom Cherones
- Written by: Larry Levin
- Air Date: Wednesday, February 12, 1992
- Wikipedia: Wikipedia
- Seinfeld Lists: "The Boyfriend" Part 1 Script
- IMDb: "The Boyfriend"
- YouTube Video: JFK parody from "The Boyfriend" Part 1 (Time: 2:22)
Episode 51 - "The Contest"
- TV.com: "The Contest"
- "George's mother throws her back out when she catches him doing...you know."
- Directed by: Tom Cherones
- Written by: Larry David
- Air Date: Wednesday November 18, 1992
- Seinfeld Lists: "The Contest" script
- IMDb: "The Contest"
- Wikipedia: The Contest
- YouTube Video: "The Contest" clip (Time: 2:46)
Episode 66 - "The Puffy Shirt"
- TV.com: "The Puffy Shirt"
- "A misunderstanding has Jerry agreeing to wear a pirate-style puffy shirt on TV."
- Directed by: Tom Cherones
- Written by: Larry David
- Air Date: Thursday, September 23, 1993
- Seinfeld Lists: "The Puffy Shirt" script
- IMDb: "The Puffy Shirt"
- Wikipedia: The Puffy Shirt
- WashingtonPost.com: "Comedian Donates Famed Puffy Shirt To Smithsonian" (2004)
Episode 78 - "The Marine Biologist"
- TV.com: "The Marine Biologist"
- "Jerry meets an old college classmate who asked about George, whom Jerry says is now a "marine biologist."
- Directed by: Tom Cherones
- Written by: Ron Hague and Charlie Rubin
- Air Date: Thursday, February 10, 1994
- Wikipedia: The Marine Biologist
- Seinfeld Lists: "The Marine Biologist" Script
- IMDb: "The Marine Biologist"
- YouTube Video: Clip from "The Marine Biologist" (Time: 1:51)
Episode 88 - "The Big Salad"
- TV.com: "The Big Salad"
- "Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman, who broke off his relationship with her."
- Directed by: Andy Ackerman
- Written by: Larry David
- Air Date: Thursday, September 29, 1994
- Seinfeld Lists: "The Big Salad" script
- IMDb: "The Big Salad"
- Wikipedia: The Big Salad
- YouTube Video: "The Big Salad" clip (Time: 6:25)
Episode 116 - "The Soup Nazi"
- TV.com: "The Soup Nazi"
- "The gang all loves the soup from a new, temperamental cook unofficially called the 'Soup Nazi'."
- Directed by: Andy Ackerman
- Written by: Spike Feresten
- Air Date: Thursday, November 2, 1995
- Seinfeld Lists: "The Soup Nazi" script
- IMDb: "The Soup Nazi"
- Wikipedia: Soup Nazi
- CNN Money: Seinfeld inspiration offers soup line (2005)
- YouTube Video: "The Soup Nazi" clip (Time: 0:37)
Featured Video
Episode 120 - "The Gum"
- TV.com: "The Gum"
- "Kramer is active in the re-opening of an old movie theater. He also is keeping an eye on a friend, Lloyd, who's recovering from a nervous breakdown."
- Directed by: Andy Ackerman
- Written by: Tom Gammill, Max Pross
- Air Date: Thursday, December 14, 1995
- Wikipedia: The Gum
- Seinfeld Lists: "The Gum" Script
- IMDb: "The Gum"
- YouTube Video: Kramer eats a bad hot dog from "The Gum" (Time: 0:43)
Episode 138 - "The Little Kicks"
- TV.com: "The Little Kicks"
- "Elaine finds out the truth about her dancing after she tapes herself."
- Directed by: Andy Ackerman
- Written by: Spike Feresten
- Air Date: Thursday, October 10, 1996
- Wikipedia: Wikipedia
- Seinfeld Lists: "The Little Kicks" Script
- IMDb: "The Little Kicks"
- YouTube Video: Elaine's Dance from "The Little Kicks" (Time: 0:45)
Episode 151 - "The English Patient"
- TV.com: "The English Patient"
- "Elaine and her boyfriend see "The English Patient"; she absolutely hates it, making her unpopular."
- Directed by: Andy Ackerman
- Written by: Steve Koren
- Air Date: Thursday, March 13, 1997
- Seinfeld Lists: "The English Patient" script
- IMDb: "The English Patient"
- Wikipedia: The English Patient (Seinfeld episode)
- AOL Video: "The English Patient" promo
Episode 165 - "The Apology"
- TV.com: "The Apology"
- "George is obsessed with getting an apology from an acquaintance now working on step nine of Alcoholics Anonymous."
- Directed by: Andy Ackerman
- Written by: Jennifer Crittenden
- Air Date: Thursday, December 11, 1997
- Seinfeld Lists: "The Apology" script
- IMDb: "The Apology
- Wikipedia: The Apology (Seinfeld episode)
- YouTube Video: Clips from "The Apology"