Ron White

Categories: Entertainment | Comedians
  • Ron White is a comedian known for smoking cigars and drinking scotch whiskey on stage during his act.
  • Career

    Ron White was stand up comedian, who had appeared on Comedy Central and toured the country doing small club shows before he joined the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. After joining up with the troop, White has dramatically risen in popularity and has since been able to release four solo comedy albums.
  • Quotes

    • "Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty -- mine's putting in an express lane." on (Texas)
    • "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
    • "[My wife's] cooking's gotten a lot better since she learned the smoke alarm wasn't a timer. I had to tell her, Honey, the food's done before that particular buzzer goes off!"

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