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• Ron White is a comedian known for smoking cigars and drinking scotch whiskey on stage during his act.

• Fast Facts

  1. Born: December 18, 1956
  2. Birthplace: Fritch, Texas
  3. Spouse: Barbara Dobbs
  4. Years Active: 2000-present
  5. Member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour
  6. Wrote a book called I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability

• Career

  Ron White was stand up comedian, who had appeared on Comedy Central and toured the country doing small club shows before he joined the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. After joining up with the troop, White has dramatically risen in popularity and has since been able to release four solo comedy albums.

• Comedy Albums

  • 1990: Tater Salad AKA Busted in Des Moines
  • 2003: Drunk in Public
  • 2004: They Call Me Tater Salad
  • 2006: You Can't Fix Stupid
  • 2006: The Ron White Show

• Quotes

  • "Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty -- mine's putting in an express lane." on (Texas)

  • "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  • "[My wife's] cooking's gotten a lot better since she learned the smoke alarm wasn't a timer. I had to tell her, Honey, the food's done before that particular buzzer goes off!"

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