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NCIS is a television police drama about a team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service. The series, which stars Mark Harmon, was a spin-off from the CBS drama JAG.
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Fast Facts
- Network: CBS
- Reruns on USA Network
- New episodes: Tuesdays, 8/7c
- First aired: September 23, 2003
- Created by Donald P. Bellisario and Don McGill
- Current season: 7
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Cast
- Mark Harmon as Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Michael Weatherly as Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo
- Cote De Pablo as Ziva David
- Pauley Perrette as Abby Sciuto
- Sean Murray as Special Agent Timothy McGee
- David McCallum as Ducky Mallard
- Brian Dietzen as Jimmy Palmer
- Liza Lapira as Michelle Lee
- Jonathan Magnum as Daniel Keating
- Joe Spano as Tobias C. Fornell
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@llcoolj You rock! Love your inspirational quotes. Watching NCIS: Los Angeles right now.
@ibvblue | November 08, 2009 04:41 AM -
@llcoolj I love reading your quotes they makee you think. oh and thank you for NCIS LA I love seeing you Act regularly.
@Mrscmj00 | November 05, 2009 12:29 AM -
quotes NCIS:LA, "politeness does not always imply contentment."
@gbkent | November 04, 2009 02:56 AM -
"What are we going to hold her on?" "Conspiracy to be a bitch?" OMG. One of the funniest NCIS quotes ever.
@bhostilo | November 04, 2009 01:50 AM -
Off to watch "Learning Curve" then go to Kristina's for NCIS! Will be tweeting quotes soon! :)
@StargateSG1Fans | November 04, 2009 12:01 AM
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View All NCIS Quotes Questions (398) | Ask a QuestionWhy do viewers like the older NCIS show so much? (3 Answers)because it has likable characters, it does not intensely involve you or keep you on the edge of your seat, it is on CBS so the viewers are already inoculated ... read moreQuotes (1 Answer)SparkNotes or CliffsNotes. SparkNotes had a whole page on important quotes: http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/raisin/quotes.html read moreWho is your favorite NCIS cast member? (2 Answers)I like Mark Harmon who is Special Agent Jethro Gibbs in the show. read moreWhich 2009 season starting episode did you like best - NCIS or NCIS Los Angeles and why? (1 Answer)I loved them both actually! The NCIS premiere was top-notch and edge-of-your-seat, and really nice to see "Caf-Pow" as an actual plot point finally. The NCIS: LA cast looks great ... read more
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- IMDb: NCIS Quotes
- Gibbs: "The secret of a good bluff is not to bluff."
- Gibbs: "Got your 911, Abs. What's up?"
- Abby Sciuto: "Ready to have your world rocked again?"
- Gibbs: "I'm barely over the first time."
- NCIS Wiki: NCIS Quotes
- "Don't apologize. It's a sign of weakness."
- Ten.com: NCIS Quotes
- "You two finished playing grabassey or do I need to transfer McGee to a weather station in Antarctica?"
- IMDb: NCIS Quotes
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Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard
- NCIS Wiki: NCIS Quotes
- (To a body that's been blown up) "I do apologize, usually one scraping is sufficient. But you my friend are oh, so crispy."
- "Reminds me of this one time..."
- Wikiquote: NCIS Quotes
- Good lord Gibbs, I just met the deceased.
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Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo
- IMDb: NCIS Quotes
- Agent Caitlin Todd: How did you get into NCIS?
- Tony: I smiled?
- Kate: "Tony, how long have you been in here?"
- Tony: Long enough to know you can't sing... and haven't shaved your legs in a week. Outrageous.
- NCIS Wiki: NCIS Quotes
- "George Clooney could not get laid in this place!"
- "Probie!"
- "On it, Boss!"
- "He's standing behind me isn't he?"
- Wikiquote: NCIS Quotes
- The best IT guy in our office is 22, Harvard. When he gets stuck, he calls his 14 year old nephew.
- "Does your calling plan include the afterlife?"
- IMDb: NCIS Quotes
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Abigail "Abby" Sciuto
- IMDb: NCIS Quotes
- Abby Sciuto: "Oh, that's kind of a gray area."
- Gibbs: "How gray?"
- Abby Sciuto: "Charcoal."
- "You can't rush science, Gibbs! You can yell at it and scream at it, but you can't rush it."
- Fan Site: Abby Forever: Abby Quotes
- "That's what i love about ya Gibbs, always one finger ahead."
- "I love it when you talk Geek."
- "McGee, never forget, I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence."
- "Come on McGee. Do it for me please, Ill show you my new tat."
- "What? I talk to myself, got a problem with that?"
- "Correct as always my silver haired fox... I mean Gibbs... sir... boss... "
- "I love it when you're rough McGee."
- NCIS Wiki: NCIS Quotes
- "You may be smart, but my geek carries a gun!"
- Wikiquote: NCIS Quotes
- "My cursor has moved across places that would make Tony blush."
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Ziva David
- IMDb: NCIS Quotes
- "McGee you look like you've seen a goat."
- NCIS Wiki: NCIS Quotes
- (To Tony) "I Will kill you eighteen different ways with this paper clip."
- Ten.com: NCIS Quotes
- Abby: I was just about to call Tony and McGee. I think they were having sex.
- Ziva: Tony and McGee?
- "Lions and spiders and bears, oh my!"
- Tony: "We [most NCIS agents] never let other people know what we're thinking."
- Ziva: "Right now you're thinking of doing page 57 with me."
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Leon Vance
- NCIS Wiki: NCIS Quotes
- Leon: "Langer, made the jump to NCIS 8 months ago from the FBI."
- Gibbs: "He got no special treatment."
- Leon: "But you did recommend him."
- Gibbs: "He called me."
- Leon: "You endorsed him."
- NCIS Wiki: NCIS Quotes
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Caitlin "Kate" Todd
- NCIS Wiki: NCIS Quotes
- Gibbs- "Rule number three; Don't believe what you're told. Always double check."
- Kate- "Should I write these on my Palm Pilot, or crochet them on pillows?"
- NCIS Wiki: NCIS Quotes
- "Like some species of frogs. I grow what i need."
- Ten.com: NCIS Quotes
- "Damnit, Tony. I should just take you home and get you into bed. . . Okay, that didn't come out like it was supposed to."
- Wikiquote: NCIS Quotes
- DiNozzo your mind goes from X to XXX.
- NCIS Wiki: NCIS Quotes
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Timothy "Tim" McGee
- NCIS Wiki: NCIS Quotes
- "God only knows what Ziva did in Mossad."
- NCIS Wiki: NCIS Quotes
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Jenny Shepard
- NCIS Wiki: NCIS Quotes
- "We have let a robot killer humvee loose on the streets of Washington!"
- Jenny: "Hello, Cynthia. Hello? Cynthia?"
- Gibbs: "Nooo."
- Jenny: "Jethro. I should have recognized the heavy breathing."
- NCIS Wiki: NCIS Quotes




