Michael Scott is a fictional character from the television series The Office. Michael fancies himself to be quite funny and a great boss although his employees would strongly disagree with him on both counts.

1. "That's what she said."
2. "I hate, so much, about who you choose to be." (towards Toby)
3. "Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information"
4. "Yeah, I went hunting, once. I shot a deer in the leg... had to finish it off with a shovel. It took about an hour.."
5. "What happens to a company if somebody takes its boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken, when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills, to be, a chicken head."
6. "You may look around and see two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind."
7. "Cage matches? Yeah, they work, how could they not work? If they didn't work, everybody would still be in the cage."

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