Bio: A Silverberry farmer from rural North Carolina, I have devoted my life to the extraction of useless information from the Internet. I have personally indexed the entire Internet and kept that index under my mattress. Operatives from Google stole my hand written index in October 2005 while I was visiting my cousin/sister-in-law and her family for the winter solstice. Our family traces its origins to the earliest proto-european settlers of North America who travelled to America tied to logs after being tossed into the North Sea for the crime of being too intelligent. In my spare time I enjoy constructing buildings out of potatoes and then detonating them by lighting fire to bloated pig carcasses.
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