Hello! I'm Juan. I'm usually quite a scatterbrain, so don't be surprised if you feel you know less about me than when you started reading. I'm a goofball, prankster, and general nuisance to those around me. Did I mention I'm a writer?

Yes, they taught me many things at UCLA when I was earning my degree in English, but sadly, they never taught me how to focus. Wait... I think my mind just lapsed into a scene from Thundercats... I should probably stick to the basics. oh, what the heck... thundercats, ho!

 I've done a number of jobs ranging from copy editing to income tax to working with children with developmental delays (e.g. autism), but nearly everything I've done is in some way connected to the internet. I'm totally jazzed to dig up the best links for your perusal, especially where it comes to topics I love. Can you believe they let me pick the links for Watchmen and The Thing? I also got to do Danny Elfman, Dan Castellaneta, and the most brutal show ever, Metalocalypse! Rawk. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did making them!