carrieann Joined Mahalo on February 23, 2008

I've held a series of strange jobs, which explains a lot. I've been a knife salesperson, an autopsy coordinator, and manager of the national center for research in Mad Cow Disease. My shining moment (other than the obligatory wedding day and birth of my children, of course) was at a dinner party, where I said something so off-the-wall that it made Tom Robbins take off his sunglasses.

I'm 34, but telemarketers still ask if my mommy or daddy are available, and I have actually been carded at a roller skating rink. I'm a stay-at-home mom with a four-year-old son and one-year-old twins, and I work as a freelance writer/editor in my copious free time. My party tricks include telling Mad Cow jokes and putting both legs behind my head.

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