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• Lisa Simpson is a fictional character from Mat Groening's long running animated series The Simpsons. Lisa is the surprisingly intelligent daughter of beer-guzzling Homer and patient mother Marge. Lisa has two siblings Bart and Maggie.

  Though she is only eight years old, Lisa dreams of when she will be able to go to college. She is a talented saxophone player who heart-rending melodies express her disenchantment with the world and those around her. A complex and conflicted character, Lisa is a proud vegetarian and a collector of Malibu Stacy dolls, she dreams of world peace and owning her own pony. Yeardley Smith is the voice of Lisa Simpson.

• Fun Facts

  1. Full name: Lisa Marie Simpson
  2. Age: 8
  3. Place of birth: Springfield Hospital
  4. IQ: 159
  5. 3 feetSNPP: Lisa's biography
  6. First word: BartLardlad: First word
  7. Idols: Bleeding Gums Murphy, Mr. Largo
  8. Crushes: Mr. Bergstrom, Nelson, Luke (ranch)
  9. Secret: She once threw up on the dentist

• Quotes

  1. "I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is He's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together."
  2. "Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."
  3. " Too fluffy... too scrawny... too needy... too arrogant... eye infection... stops. Clearly a skunk."
  4. "I learned that beneath my goody two shoes lies some very dark socks."
  5. "The intern thing could open up a whole new world of free labor for you. Did you know the Discovery Channel doesn't have a single paid employee."
  6. "Look I know that to you, we Simpsons are a lower order of life. We face that prejudice every day of our lives, but we are happy on our little planet."
  7. "The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some two hundred years ago and very little has changed; it stank then and it stinks now. Only today, it is the fetid stench of corruption that hangs in the air."

• Related Pages on Mahalo

  Yeardley Smith | Homer Simpson | Bart Simpson | Matt Groening | The Simpsons | The Simpsons Movie | Julie Kavner | Dan Castellaneta | Marge Simpson

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