Though she is only eight years old, Lisa dreams of when she will be able to go to college. She is a talented saxophone player who heart-rending melodies express her disenchantment with the world and those around her. A complex and conflicted character, Lisa is a proud vegetarian and a collector of Malibu Stacy dolls, she dreams of world peace and owning her own pony. Yeardley Smith is the voice of Lisa Simpson.

1. Full name: Lisa Marie Simpson
2. Age: 8
3. Place of birth: Springfield Hospital
4. IQ: 159
5. 3 feetSNPP: Lisa's biography
6. First word: BartLardlad: First word
7. Idols: Bleeding Gums Murphy, Mr. Largo
8. Crushes: Mr. Bergstrom, Nelson, Luke (ranch)
9. Secret: She once threw up on the dentist

1. "I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is He's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together."
2. "Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."
3. " Too fluffy... too scrawny... too needy... too arrogant... eye infection... stops. Clearly a skunk."
4. "I learned that beneath my goody two shoes lies some very dark socks."
5. "The intern thing could open up a whole new world of free labor for you. Did you know the Discovery Channel doesn't have a single paid employee."
6. "Look I know that to you, we Simpsons are a lower order of life. We face that prejudice every day of our lives, but we are happy on our little planet."
7. "The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some two hundred years ago and very little has changed; it stank then and it stinks now. Only today, it is the fetid stench of corruption that hangs in the air."