Jim Halpert

Jim Halpert is a fictional character from the television series The Office. Jim is 2nd in command at the Dunder Mifflin's Scranton branch, behind regional manager Michael Scott. Jim is a generally likable guy and is typically pulling pranks on people, especially his favorite target, Dwight Schrute.

1. "Lord, beer me strength."
2. "I always knew the branch would close down someday. I just figured it would be because Michael sold the building for some magic beans."
3. "Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company, then this would be my career. And, well, if this were my career? I'd have to throw myself in front of a train."
4. "Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game. And it's called 'Let's See How Uncomfortable We Can Make Our Guests'... and they're both winning so I am going to make a run for it."