If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans is an incediary attack on members of the Democratic Party written by pundit Ann Coulter.

In typical Ann Coulter fashion, using a sharp tongue and the willingness to be as shocking as possible, she criticizes the left wing of U.S. politics.

• "Bill Clinton's library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section."

• "As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy."

• "Mass murderers apparently can't read, since they are constantly shooting up 'gun-free zones."

• "The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it's 63 degrees and the next thing you know it's . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!"

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• 1998: High Crimes and Misdemeanors: The Case Against Bill Clinton

• 2002: Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right

• 2003: Treason: Liberal Treachery From the Cold War to the War on Terrorism

• 2004: How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)

• 2006: Godless: The Church of Liberalism