If Democrats Had Any Brains Theyd Be Republicans

  • If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans is an incediary attack on members of the Democratic Party written by pundit Ann Coulter.
  • Plot Synopsis

    In typical Ann Coulter fashion, using a sharp tongue and the willingness to be as shocking as possible, she criticizes the left wing of U.S. politics.
  • Quotes

    • "Bill Clinton's library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section."
    • "As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy."
    • "Mass murderers apparently can't read, since they are constantly shooting up 'gun-free zones."
    • "The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it's 63 degrees and the next thing you know it's . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!"