I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry is a comedy film starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James as straight firefighters who pose as a gay couple to enable "Larry" to be able to give his children pension beneficiaries. City officials question the relationship, and comedy and tears ensue as the pair tries to prove that are indeed a real gay couple. While fighting the battle to prove their marriage, Chuck (Sandler) falls in love with their attorney played by Jessica Biel.

"Now place the ring on his hand. A ring is like a circle, it goes on forever. It's not like a triangle, triangle have corners. It's like a circle." - Minister

"Gay guys know how to dance good. It's like the law or some shit." - Chuck

"Yeah? Well, I'm Catholic. I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off." -Larry