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If you've had it and you're just not going to take it anymore, you may be thinking of quitting your job. If you're a moron anyway, why not learn how to quit your job like a moron?
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Office Stress (Crazy Office Guy)
Every great tirade starts off with a surprise. The man in this video has the process down perfectly! Note how he climbs on a desk, sends paperwork flying, throws a monitor, and even attacks the photocopier with a very large hammer. This can all be incorporated into your routine if you plan ahead.
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Step 1: Declare that You Quit, Make a Scene
Start off by screaming "I quit" in a densely populated area of the office. If you can do this with customers present as well, award yourself bonus points. For extra effect, consider climbing on top of a desk or filing cabinet before making your declaration, but don't forget to watch out for the low ceiling. After making your declaration, simply throw a stack of paperwork into the air over your shoulder and dismount from your podium. -
Step 2: Target Individuals
Considering the bravado you displayed in Step 1, it's safe to assume that you hate a large number of people. Start off by cornering the one closest to you and telling them how you really feel. Scream as loudly as possible. Feel free to wave your arms and make threats, but don't forget to keep it to just a few sentences so you can quickly move on to the next person. Feel free to throw, punch, kick, or otherwise destroy anything you find in your path as you move from person to person. This goes for monitors, staplers, keyboards and chairs. -
Step 3: Get Out Before the Police Arrive
While you're no doubt having fun, the police have definitely been called at this point. You need to get out. You did remember to bring a getaway car to work this morning, right? Waiting for the subway isn't really an option this time. If you can't drive, you may simply have to run. Your best bet might simply be to jump from Starbucks to Starbucks until things cool off, then take the train home after a few hours. -
Step 4: Where to Go from Here
After some brief self-reflection, click through to learn How to Apply for a Job Like a Moron. -
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