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Morons behind steering wheels aren't usually hard to find. However, the dangers of driving aggressively are compounded in rain or snow. If that's something you're interested in, this page will show you how to drive like a moron in inclement weather.
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Stupid Drivers on Ice
While this video did take place in a very serious ice storm, you have to wonder why these drivers didn't stay home. It appears that there are no injuries, and the Yakety Sax background music can't help but lighten the mood. Watch car after car careen into one another as you enjoy this video in safety and comfort!
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Introduction
Driving like a moron in dry weather may or many not be the dangerous proposition people make it out to be. However, if you're truly committed to the cause, you might be interested in continuing your behavior when it starts to rain, snow or hail. This page shows you how to drive like a moron in the face of weather warnings on your local news, road closures, school bus cancellations and more. -
Step 1: Drive Faster
The weather has absolutely no impact on your need to get places, so why allow it to get in your way? Speed limits were created for a reason, and that reason dictates that it's always safe to drive the speed you see on the sign. If the sign is covered by snow and ice, you'll likely be able to just guess what it says anyway. When other cars slow down, pass them! When storm sewers flood, don't forget that you can drive through the large puddles that form to create big waves. Speed up as much as you can for maximum effect. If possible, combine the passing maneuver and puddle wave tactic into one combo-trick to display your true automotive dominance. -
Step 2: Limit Your Visibility
Whether in heavy rain or snow, morons frequently do not feel the need to prioritize visibility the way regular people do. If your car is covered in snow, feel free to only clear a spot on the windshield big enough to see out of.http://www.doggiesnot.com/morinc.htm Cleaning the rest of it, or any of the other windows for that matter, just isn't worth the effort. You don't need to see behind your vehicle anyway. It's not like your driving backwards or something. The same goes for foggy windows. If the defroster has only had a chance to clear the bottom of your windshield, simply place your head near the dashboard and keep driving. -
Step 3: It's the Little Forms of Recklessness That Count
Once you've mastered going way too fast without seeing where you're going, you'll need to add your own personal touch to your driving style. Some of the more popular things include madly spinning your tires at intersections, slamming on your brakes to see how slippery the road surface is, and refusing to clear off your roof so that the large chunks of snow and ice fly suddenly onto the car behind you. -
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