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If you're already familiar with how to drive like a moron, you may be interested in learning how to irritate others and cause accidents in a variety of different driving conditions. This page shows you how to drive like a moron at night.
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Reckless Teens Highway Ride
Of course, another way to drive like a moron at night is simply to race down an interstate with another vehicle! This video shows two cars racing each other on a busy highway. Police track them by helicopter, and there are several close calls. One driver is eventually caught and arrested.
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Step 1: Highbeams vs. Parking Lights
When driving like a moron at night, be sure to never use the proper set of lights. You have two options. You can either use your high beams to blind other drivers, or turn your headlights off completely and drive with the parking lights on only. Either option works since drivers either won't be able to see you, or won't be able to see anything. If you're quick, you might even be able to pass them without being detected at all! You never know until you try. -
Step 2: Speed
Your visibility will always be reduced when driving at night, but a properly trained moron will drive faster at night than in daylight. There may be fewer police officers patrolling at night, so make the most of this opportunity to avoid a ticket whenever you can. Deer, skunks and other wildlife are much more likely to cross the road during the night, but don't worry about that. They probably aren't interested in being hit by your car, so they'll stay out of the way. Besides, they can hear you coming, right? -
Step 3: Make As Much Noise as You Can
Morons love to get noticed, and the best way to get someone's attention is by jolting them awake as they're trying to sleep! Make sure to rev your engine right to redline in quiet residential communities and squeal your tires at every stop sign. If your car is too under-powered to make the kind of racket required, simply get up to speed and then tug firmly on the emergency brake lever. Running into signs and mailboxes will also create the required disruption, but bumping solid objects is best left for parking. -
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