How to Celebrate Festivus

Festivus is a holiday that was featured on an episode of Seinfeld, based somewhat on the real life holiday invented by Dan O'Keefe, the father of the episode's co-writer. The episode introduced the holiday to the public and today Festivus is being celebrated all over the world. If you want to celebrate Festivus this year, then this page will help guide you through the traditions.

Introduction

  • However, since Festivus is a flexible holiday you are able to adapt the traditions to fit your own needs.JS Online: Our Day, Our Way (October 24, 2005) Some of the major traditions that will be covered in this guide include:
  1. A Festivus Pole
  2. The Airing of Grievances
  3. Feats of Strength.

The Festivus Pole

  • [T]here's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. ... It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio. --Frank Costanzafestivusweb.com: Script of "The Strike" Episode
  1. Aluminum is the preferred pole type, because of its "high strength-to-weight ratio."msnbc.com: Festivus Poles Now are for the Rest of Us (December 21, 2006)
  2. Unlike Christmas trees, there are no stands made for Festivus poles. Instead, you can prop them up in a coffee can, pail of rocks or suspend them using fishing line.Festivus: The Festivus Pole
  3. While many people choose to display them in their home, Festivus poles are also a commonly used to protest displays of religious symbols, especially in Wisconsin.FOXNews.com: Festivus Pole Proposed After Wisconsin City Displays Nativity (December 17, 2007)
  4. Wisconsin is also where the only manufacturing plant for Festivus poles is located and is the only state that has a Festivus pole located in their museum.msnbc.com: Festivus Poles Now are for the Rest of Us (December 21, 2006) Wisconsin Historical Society: Governor Doyle's Festivus Pole The honored pole was displayed at the Governor's residence during the 2005 Christmas season.Wisconsin Historical Society: Governor Doyle's Festivus Pole
  5. If you're a traditionalist, then you will need to replace your Festivus pole with a clock in a bag. According to Daniel O'Keefe, the pole was created for the show and a clock in a bag was the original Festivus decoration, although he does not know why.Wisconsin Historical Society: Governor Doyle's Festivus Pole

Festivus Dinner and the Airing of Grievances

  • Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it! --Frank Costanzafestivusweb.com: Script of "The Strike" Episode
  • At Thanksgiving, everyone tells something they are thankful for. At New Year's, you make a list of resolutions. At Festivus, there is the Airing of Grievances.
  1. The Airing of Grievances occurs before the Festivus dinner.festivusweb.com: Festivus Airing of Grievances
  2. During the event, everyone at the table has a chance to tell the others how they have disappointed them over the past year.festivusweb.com: Festivus Airing of Grievances
  3. Everyone should have a chance to speak before the dinner begins.HowStuffWorks: Festivus Explained - The Airing of Grievances
  4. Festivus dinner can be anything, as no specific foods are associated with the holiday.HowStuffWorks: Festivus Explained - The Airing of Grievances However, the dinner should consist of comfort foods.Madison.com: 'Seinfeld' Holiday Has a Highly Placed Fan (December 23, 2005)
  5. For those of you with quite a few grievances, you may want to make use of a list of grievances worksheet.Katharine Willis: Lists of Grievances Worksheet

Feats of Strength

  1. The head of the household chooses who will participate.festivusweb.com: Festivus Feats of Strength
  2. Anyone chosen has the opportunity to decline if they have other plans, unless they are related to head of the household.festivusweb.com: Festivus Feats of Strength
  3. Thumb wrestling and washer tossing are considered a suitable, and safer, Feats of Strength.Festivus: Feats of Strength

Other Festivus Traditions

Conclusion

  • Now that you've been introduced to Festivus, you will most likely want to find out more about the holiday. To do this, you will want to check out the only two books written about the holiday as well as the "The Strike" episode of Seinfeld (Season 9, Episode 10).

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