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So, you want to know how to become a Jedi, eh? How to hypnotize with your voice? Throw objects and people with a gesture? Participate in the adventures known as Star Wars?
Do you think you have what it takes? Have you got a friend who is a Jedi? Is the force with you? If your father didn't leave you a light saber, then you better go get one at Wal-mart. Do you have a cloak with a hood on it? A sweatshirt with a hood will do, in a pinch.
Begin your journey to becoming a Jedi as soon as possible. The process could take ten years or more. You will need to find a Jedi sponsor. Once your Jedi sponsor gets you accepted into the Jedi Academy, the two of you will have to hire, build, or steal a starship to get you there. Jedi Academy training is tough. To understand just how tough, watch The Phantom Menace. If you still want to become a Jedi after watching this gruesome documentary on how Obi-Wan Kenobi became a Jedi, then read on.
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How To Become a Jedi, The Movie
Venerable Jedi David Wilson and Trevor Sayles take us through the Jedi moves. We see just how voice hypnotism, gesture throwing, and light saber fighting are done. These masters give us advice on how to dress like a Jedi and how to walk like a Jedi. Not for the faint of heart, this is a fast-moving and action-packed film!
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Step 1: Find a Jedi Sponsor
This is harder than it sounds. Jedi can hypnotize with their voices. They say things like, "These are not the droids you want," and people believe them. Jedi can throw people with a gesture of their hand. Really old and short Jedi can lift twenty ton support rocks with the gesture of their hand. To find a Jedi sponsor, you will have to impress a Jedi. Good luck. You might try Yoda. Rumor has it that Yoda will sponsor you if a friend insists that he needs to. -
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Step 2: Attend the Jedi Academy
OK, so you found a Jedi sponsor, and he got you accepted into the Jedi Academy. (He didn't go there, though. He just spoke into some wavering image on top of a table.) Now, the two of you need to find transport to the Jedi Academy. Or at least to Yoda. Buddy, you guys need to go to a bar! Don't you know that's where all the best star ship pilots hang out? Go in, get into a fight with some aliens, and get yourself noticed by a pilot at least as good as Han Solo. Just hope his star ship gets maintained better than The Millennium Falcon. -
Step 3: Save the Universe
You made it to the Jedi Academy with your Jedi sponsor? Awesome! Hey, but you don't want to spend your youth in some dusty old academy. Just touch this base, and then have your sponsor take you out on an adventure to save the universe. Once you do this little favor, the Jedi Academy will make you a Jedi on the spot, out of gratitude! There has to be something like The Clone Wars you can get to, or some kind of Star Wars. One piece of advice: the sith are the bad guys. -
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