Morons do a lot of the things in life that regular people do, and unfortunately, that includes being selected as a member of a couple's wedding party. This page shows you how to be in a wedding party like a moron and make people uncomfortable in the most memorable way possible.
Introduction
Many feel that a bridezilla is the most featured creature to turn up at a wedding. However, with your responsibility as a bridesmaid or groomsman, you can still inflict a good amount of damage. Take your obnoxious nature as far as you can by following these simple steps.
My Clumsy Best Man Ruins Our Wedding
In this shocking video, watch as the best man stumbles and sends the bride and minister straight into the pool! For morons at weddings, it simply doesn't get any better than this. Watch and learn from a true expert.
Step 1: Refuse to Wear Clothes that Match
If you're a bridesmaid, refuse to wear the color of dress chosen for you. Or better yet, pretend you agree with it and then show up wearing something else! Coloring your hair a strange color or having large exposed tattoos can also create the trouble you're going for. Moron groomsmen often show up wearing sneakers with their suit instead of the proper shoes. However, if you want to be truly obnoxious, try wearing sandals!
Step 2: Get Drunk at the Reception
Nothing makes you say things you shouldn't quite like having too much to drink, so begin downing alcohol as quickly as possible. If you're going to have the chance to deliver a speech, make sure to be as plastered as you can be when the time comes for you to get behind the podium. You are much more likely to divulge something inappropriate about the bride, groom, both of them or yourself when your inhibitions are completely removed, so get up on that platform and give it your best!
Step 3: Cause a Scene During the Ceremony
Fainting is one reasonably frequent occurrence at wedding ceremonies, so people won't hold it against you. For the most memorable performance possible, why not consider tripping and knocking the bride into the pool?! It sure worked well for the best man in the video above! However, if you have the chance to deliver a speech, you can smoothly complete the transition from Step 2 to Step 3 by saying something truly unwise. If there isn't a body of water nearby, that's your best bet.
Disclaimer
Do not follow any of the advice on this page. Leave acting like a moron to someone else, even when they're everywhere.
