Husband to Marge and father of Bart, Lisa and Maggie, Homer Simpson embodies many American working-class stereotypes: He is crude, selfish, addicted to TV, overweight, clumsy, prone to explosive and often baseless outbursts of anger, has below average intelligence, and is a borderline alcoholic. Despite his many shortcomings, he has proven himself to be a loyal friend, and a surprisingly loving husband and father.

Dan Castellaneta, the voice actor who portrays Homer Simpson, aptly describes him as "a dog trapped in a man's body. He's incredibly loyal—not entirely clean—but you gotta love him."

1. Full name: Homer Jay Simpson
2. Born: May 12, 1956 or May 10, 1955
3. Height: 6'
4. Weight: Between 239 and 315 lbs
5. Blood type: B+
6. IQ: 55
7. Hometown: Springfield (state unknown)
8. Parents: Abraham (Abe) and Mona Simpson
9. Sibling: Herbert (Herb) Powell, half brother
10. Occupation: Safety Inspector, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
11. Catchphrases: D'oh!, Mmm..., Woohoo!
12. Fears: Sock puppets

1. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way."
2. "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."
3. "A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator."
4. "I hope he tells us to burn our pants; these things are drivin' me nuts!"
5. "I wasn't asleep! I was drunk!"
6. "I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold and eaten."
7. "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
8. "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
9. "I'm in no condition to drive. Wait, I shouldn't be listening to myself! I'm drunk!"
10. "Hey, I asked for ketchup! I'm eatin' salad here!"