Galactic Empire State of Mind

Galactic Empire State of Mind is a Star Wars spoof video of Collegehumor, featuring Vader and princess Leia covering Jay-Z and Alicia Keys, commenting on the storyline of the Star Wars series.

The video is accompanied by fragments from the original three Star Wars series, and features several characters from the movies, including R2D2 and C3PO, rebel pilots, Ewoks, Wookies and Stormtroopers dancing to the music, as Vader raps, and Leia sings and plays a modern version of a piano, doubling up as DJ, wearing the white dress from 'A New Hope", later in her sexy 'slave outfit', on the dance floor.

As with most videos by Collegehumor, the video has been produced with high quality sets and attributes. The lyrics (see below) are funny, and cleverly link in with the original texts of Empire state of Mind. They cover all three original movies, with each movie being covered in one of the verses. The complete lyrics can be found below the videos, and are well worth a read.

The video, which was uploaded to YouTube on May 5, 2010 after previously having been featured on their own website, was viewed over 400,000 times within days after being released, has received well over21,000 'likes', and has quickly earned several top rankings, including #1 most favorited (both overall and for music), and was one of the top 10 most viewed videos on youtube.com overall in its first few days after release.

The video also got very positive feedback and comments on Star Wars fansites, where fans quickly classified the video as "Instant Classic" and "Best Video Ever", amongs others.http://starwarsblog.starwars.com/index.php/2010/03/29/galactic-empire-state-of-mind/

"Galactic Empire State of Mind": Full Lyrics

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Yeah
No longer Anakin
Formerly a Skywalker
Son's next rebel hero
But I'll be Sith forever
I'm the newest Dark lord
And since my training years
I can choke from anywhere
Yeah my force is everywhere
Used to run with Obi Wan
We were both best buds foreva
But after three movies
Now I've got a blood vendetta
Grew up on Tatooine
No vegetation
Catch me rolling through the cosmos
in a moon-like station
to Leia's home nation
Death Star wrecks it
Now princess knows,
Vader ain't one to mess with
Flying through the trenches
Blasting rebel noobies
What happened to the fat one
Think he died of heart disease
All that's left is this guy
Chasing him in my TIE
I won't deny
That his force is pretty damn high
Damn i just got wiped out
Falcon shot the back of me
Spinning into outerspace
But I'll be back definitely

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS]
In Star Wars Empire is out to find Leia
Death star plans in R2
Shoot the exhaust port
Kenobi may now be see-through
But the force is within Luke
Let's hear it for new hope, new hope, new hope
[Vader: You're welcome Obi Wan... I made you a ghost!]

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z] Catch me rockin boots and a cape like superman
Hell, I made wearing black more famous than that Jay-Z can
You should know I'd find you, hiding out at Echo
Now I got a Blizzard Force eliminate you quick yo
Welcome to the planet Hoth AT-ATs hit the spot
Walking tanks are too legit
But they fall down a lot
Check the front, check the back, cant find the Falcon yet
We need them all alive, so no disintegrations Boba Fett
8 million asteroids, where'd your little ship go?
Get me to Cloud City,
I got Lando on my payroll
Me I gotta double check if carbonite's ok
If freezin's safe for Han
Doing Luke the same way
New deal Lando
Ain't no pardon
Kid blew up my boys
Rest in peace Moff Tarkin
Turns out we are family
Embrace your dark fate
Dad and son together, yo
No way the emperor's safe, cause...

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars
Now Han Solo's a coffee table
There's nothing Luke can do [Vader: Should've joined me, bro!]
He's on Dagobah
With some dyslexic Jedi dude
Right hand still got sliced through
Looks like they struck back, struck back, struck back

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Lightsabers grinding
Palpatine's smiling
Cause he knew it would come to this
The light side is blind with casualties
Who do evil casually, then gradually become worse
Don't fight your destiny
Wasn't a great dad, true
Absent all the while
No happy times behind us, and plus, now I'm killin' you
Keep fencing mister, 'cause now I sense a sister
You don't go bad, maybe I'll enlist her
Now Emperor wants you, only wants me rubbed out
You controlled your anger,
stayed light side devout
Watch out kid, he's got lightning bolts to immolate
Uh-uh, hell no, daddy powers activate
End this prune with a badass murder suicide
Bald headed, mask off,
heart melted kid you were right
Burn all my gear so those Ewoks can't wear it again
Do it, I'll be watching you, a ghost, name of Anakin

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars
Destroy new Death Star's generator
Ewoks to the rescue
Blast through to the core
This Regime's gonna be brand new
Galactic Empire's through
The Jedi have returned, returned, returned http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1931187

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