Futurama is a cartoon by Simpsons creator Matt Groening about a 20th century man who is cryogenically frozen until the year 2999.

1. Fry (Billy West): A pizza delivery boy frozen just after midnight on January 1, 2000 only to reawaken on New Year's Eve, 2999. He gets a job at Planet Express a delivery company founded by his nephew Professor Farnsworth.
2. Leela (Katey Sagal): The competent, one-eyed captain of the Planet Express Ship.
3. Bender (John DiMaggio): A foul-mouthed, alcoholic, cigar-smoking, kleptomaniacal, misanthropic, egocentric, ill-tempered, pessimistic robot
4. Professor Farnsworth (Billy West): Fry's older distant nephew who founded Planet Express to fund his mad scientist-esque experiments and inventions.
5. Zoidberg (Billy West): A lobster-like alien from the planet Decapod 10, and is the neurotic and self-conscious staff physician of Planet Express.
6. Amy Wong (Lauren Tom): An incredibly rich, spoiled, blunt-speaking and extremely accident-prone long-term intern at Planet Express.
7. Hermes (Phil LaMarr): The Jamaican accountant of Planet Express.

• Omicron Persei Eight: Futurama Quotes
  • "Clever things make people feel stupid and unexpected things make them feel scared."

• • "I'll be whatever I wanna do."

• • "It's like that drug trip in that movie I saw when I was on that drug trip."

• • "I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff."

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  • "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

• • "No, I'm... doesn't!"

• • "It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up."

• • "My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?"

• • "They're like sex, except I'm having it."

• IMDb: Futurama - Memorable Quotes
  • "I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling; but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing."

• • "Dear Horse God, I know I don't usually pray to you. Sometimes I doubt you even exist, but if you're willing to grant me luck... please... stamp your hoof once."

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  • "This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

• • "Oh. Your. God."

• • "They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning."

• • "Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk."

• • "You're watching Futurama, the show that doesn't condone the cool crime of robbery."

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  • "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

• • "Life can be hilariously cruel."

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  • "Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels, vengeance, Father O'Mallee's weed-whacker. But at long last I've found something I'm willing to die for... This mindless turtle."

• • "Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny."

• • "Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT."

• • "Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics..."

• Omicron Persei Eight: Futurama Quotes
  • "Look Fry, you're a man and I'm a woman. We're just too different."

• • "Alright, this is the third hose fight I've broken up today, and the second using actual hoses."

• • "This is Fry's decision. And he made it wrong, so it's time for us to interfere in his life."

• • "Look, I don't know if shooting penguins will help the environment or not. But I do know that the decision shouldn't be in the hands of people who just wanna kill for fun."

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  • "I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!"

• • "Who would have thought Hell would really exist? And that it would be in New Jersey?"

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  • "Why'd you open your bong hole you smelly hippie? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?"

• • "I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about."

• IMDb: Futurama - Memorable Quotes
  • "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised."

• • "One day a man has everything, the next day he blows up a $400 billion space station, and the next day he has nothing. It makes you think."

• • "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

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  • "Here's to us schmoes, working for the man. Even if he is a hot, sexy, female man."

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  • "The president is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honor!"

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  • "Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!"

• Omicron Persei Eight: Futurama Quotes
  • "I don't trust that doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated."

• • "And that's how I got my new shell. It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon inside."

• • "Instead of 'claus' he writes 'claws'. Now that's humorous! Today's comedians could learn from this card."

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  • "It's funny because it's poisonous!"

• • "It's toe-tappingly tragic!"

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  • Hermes: "I don't want you to worry about your jobs while you're away. That's why I'm firing you now."

• • Professor Farnsworth: "And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet Nibbler who has gone to a place I too hope one day to go. The toilet."

• • Professor Farnsworth: "Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement, so anyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodbye!"

• Omicron Persei Eight: Futurama Quotes
  • Amy: "Wow, sporty go-kart, Leela! It's so hip and sexy, not like you at all."

• • Amy: "Hey, let's go car shopping! My parents said if I got all B's they'd buy me a bar. And I got all C's!"

• • Hermes: "I'm gonna go home and relax, the traditional, Jamaican way - a glass of warm milk and a good night's sleep."

• • Professor Farnsworth: "Yes, it's a perfect scale model of the universe's largest bottle. I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring."

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  • Calculon: "I just pray they like me half as much as I do"

• IMDb: Futurama - Memorable Quotes
  • Professor Farnsworth: "Sweet Zombie Jesus!"

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  • Calculon: (After watching a clip in which he screamed "Nooo!") "Funny story, the script called for me to say 'yes' but I gave it a little twist."

• Can't Get Enough Futurama: Episode Guide
  • Zoidberg: "Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, no, no, not that mouth."
  • Fry: "I only have one."
  • Zoidberg: "Really?"
  • Fry: "Uh...is there a human doctor around?"
  • Zoidberg: "Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say" (warbling noise)
  • Fry: "Uh.." (clears throat and does his best imitation)
  • Zoidberg: "What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!"

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  • Leela: "I feel like I just went ten rounds with Mighty Thor."
  • Fry: "I feel like I was mauled by Jesus."

• • Professor Farnsworth: "If you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist!"
  • Fry: "But existing is basically all I do!"

• • President Truman: "Why have you come here? Are you planning on making some alien-human hybrid?"
  • Dr. Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?!"
  • President Truman: "Hot crackers! I take exception to that!"
  • Dr. Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a 'no'..."

• • Zapp Brannigan: "This whole sector is uncharted."
  • Kif: "It is not uncharted, you lost the chart!"

• • Bender: "What's with you kids? Every few days it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food."
  • Orphan: "Can we have Bender Burgers again?"
  • Bender: "No. The cat shelter's on to me!"

• • Fry: "I'm Santa Claus!"
  • Hermes: "No, I'm Santa Claus!"
  • Amy: "We're also Santa Claus!"
  • Dr. Zoidberg: "And I'm his friend Jesus."
  • Mayor: "None of you are Santa Claus! How dare you lie in front of Jesus!"

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  • Hippie: "You can't own property, man!"
  • Professor Farnsworth: "I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie."

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  • Zapp: "You're the only woman who ever loved me!"
  • Leela: "I never loved you!"
  • Zapp: "I mean physically!"