Funny New Year Resolutions

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- New Year's Day is January 1
- In 2009, the New Year falls on a Thursday
- Making resolutions is a popular tradition
- Popular resolutions often include things like quitting smoking, weight loss and budgeting finances

Making New Year's resolutions is a serious thing for many people, and for others resolutions are an opportunity to make others laugh. Check out the funny resolutions on this page if you'd like to start your new year off with a laugh.
Funny New Year's Resolutions

"Always check for toilet paper before leaving a public restroom."Here in Reality: Funny New Year's Resolutions
"Do less laundry and use more deodorant."New Year Festival: Funny New Year Resolutions
"Take up a new habit: Maybe smoking!"New Year Festival: Funny New Year Resolutions
"I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number."Slinky City: Top 10 New Year's Resolutions
Funny Pet Resolutions

"Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is too much."Tina's Humor Archives: Pet New Year's Resolutions
"Make more time to stop and smell the behinds."Tina's Humor Archives: Pet New Year's Resolutions
From the cat: "I will not walk across the keyboard while my human is typing important siopeawr #&uio %DSf8adjio*)..."Flowgo.com: Cat's New Year Resolutions

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Funny New Year Resolutions Questions

Are you going to make any New Years resolutions? If so, what will you resolve to do? 6 Answers

Always make them, but do we keep them is the question! Be healthier or eat healthier is always a common one. I make one, because it can't hurt to make a resolut... read more

How long do you normally stick to your New Years resolution? 8 Answers

The harder my resolution is, the harder it is to stick to. So for my most unrealistic ones, I never get past a couple of weeks. If I can make whatever it is p... read more

What should I do for New Years Eve? Thanks. 8 Answers

I recommend going somewhere that has a tv and watch the ball drop. read more

Starbucks open on New Years Day? 4 Answers

All standalone Starbucks shops will be open. Kiosk locations and express style Starbucks stores, for example inside an office building or in a grocery store are... read more

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