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Making New Year's resolutions is a serious thing for many people, and for others resolutions are an opportunity to make others laugh. Check out the funny resolutions on this page if you'd like to start your new year off with a laugh.
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Fast Facts
- New Year's Day is January 1
- In 2009, the New Year falls on a Thursday
- Making resolutions is a popular tradition
- Popular resolutions often include things like quitting smoking, weight loss and budgeting finances
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Funny New Year's Resolutions
"Always check for toilet paper before leaving a public restroom."Here in Reality: Funny New Year's Resolutions"Do less laundry and use more deodorant."New Year Festival: Funny New Year Resolutions
"Take up a new habit: Maybe smoking!"New Year Festival: Funny New Year Resolutions
"I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number."Slinky City: Top 10 New Year's Resolutions
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Funny Pet Resolutions
"Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is too much."Tina's Humor Archives: Pet New Year's Resolutions"Make more time to stop and smell the behinds."Tina's Humor Archives: Pet New Year's Resolutions
From the cat: "I will not walk across the keyboard while my human is typing important siopeawr #&uio %DSf8adjio*)..."Flowgo.com: Cat's New Year Resolutions
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@fromahippie @MrsMoosejaw This episode on New Year resolutions is just awesome !!! So funny.
@Tchitchou26 | November 10, 2009 12:37 PM
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