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- New Year's Day is January 1
- In 2009, the New Year falls on a Thursday
- Making resolutions is a popular tradition
- Popular resolutions often include things like quitting smoking, weight loss and budgeting finances
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Making New Year's resolutions is a serious thing for many people, and for others resolutions are an opportunity to make others laugh. Check out the funny resolutions on this page if you'd like to start your new year off with a laugh.
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Funny New Year's Resolutions
"Always check for toilet paper before leaving a public restroom."Here in Reality: Funny New Year's Resolutions"Do less laundry and use more deodorant."New Year Festival: Funny New Year Resolutions
"Take up a new habit: Maybe smoking!"New Year Festival: Funny New Year Resolutions
"I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number."Slinky City: Top 10 New Year's Resolutions
Funny Pet Resolutions
"Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is too much."Tina's Humor Archives: Pet New Year's Resolutions"Make more time to stop and smell the behinds."Tina's Humor Archives: Pet New Year's Resolutions
From the cat: "I will not walk across the keyboard while my human is typing important siopeawr #&uio %DSf8adjio*)..."Flowgo.com: Cat's New Year Resolutions
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Funny New Year Resolutions on Amazon
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions - funny bumper stickers (Large 14x4 inches) - $5.49
Size: Large 14 x 4 inches. Perfect for your car, truck, motorhome, office cubicle, etc.Amazon
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Londons Times Funny Cat Cartoons - Cat New Years Resolutions - Water Bottles - $11.99
Cat New Years Resolutions Water Bottle is 21oz capacity - 8 inch tall. Sports bottle have become a welcome addition to today's fitness craze. Use sports water bottle while exercis...Amazon
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The ABC's of Happiness: Not for Children (The humor gift book) - $12.95
"One of the funniest and most practical self-help books ever written. A perfect gift!"Amazon
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Londons Times Funny Cat Cartoons - Cat New Years Resolutions - Mouse Pads - $13.99
Cat New Years Resolutions Mouse Pad is measuring 8w x 8h x .25d, soft commercial quality high resolution product. The image is permanent and becomes part of the mouse pad surface. ...Amazon
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Londons Times Funny Cat Cartoons - Cat New Years Resolutions - Light Switch Covers - single toggle switch - $15.75
Cat New Years Resolutions Light Switch Cover is new and handcrafted utilizing unique process resulting in a stunning high gloss ceramic-like finish. SET OF MATCHING SCREWS IS IN...Amazon
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Funny New Year Resolutions Questions
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What do New Year's Resolutions mean to you? A list of behavior changes, or something more profound? 6 AnswersI never actually have ever made a single new year's resolution. I also was never big in goals.. once upon a time I generally responded to questions such as "wha... read more -
Are you going to make any New Years resolutions? If so, what will you resolve to do? 6 AnswersAlways make them, but do we keep them is the question! Be healthier or eat healthier is always a common one. I make one, because it can't hurt to make a resolut... read more -
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How long do you normally stick to your New Years resolution? 8 AnswersThe harder my resolution is, the harder it is to stick to. So for my most unrealistic ones, I never get past a couple of weeks. If I can make whatever it is p... read more -
What should I do for New Years Eve? Thanks. 8 AnswersI recommend going somewhere that has a tv and watch the ball drop. read more
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