From television specials and movies, to newspaper interviews and articles, a number of hilarious Christmas quotes have been cataloged over the years. If you're looking for some laughable holiday quotes, check out the links on this page.

• "Roses are reddish
• Violets are bluish
• If it weren't for Christmas
• We'd all be Jewish."—Benny Hill

"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."—Frank McKinney HubbardAbout.com: Funny Christmas Quotes

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."—Richard ManningInspirational Otter: Funny Christmas Quotes

"I just don't understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I'm still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed."—Charlie BrownChristmas: Christmas Movie Quotes

"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know… the birth of Santa."—Bart SimpsonWill and Guy's Jokes: Funny Christmas Quotes

• Ralphie Parker: "I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle! Ooh!"
• Mrs. Parker: "No, you'll shoot your eye out."—From the film A Christmas StoryChristmas: Christmas Movie Quotes