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From television specials and movies, to newspaper interviews and articles, a number of hilarious Christmas quotes have been cataloged over the years. If you're looking for some laughable holiday quotes, check out the links on this page.
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Fast Facts
- Christmas celebrated December 25 each year all over the worldAbout.com: When is Christmas 2008
- Christmas day falls on Thursday, December 25, 2008About.com: When is Christmas 2008
- Popular quote themes include everything from gift giving and weather to Santa Claus and reindeer
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Funny Christmas Quotes
- "Roses are reddish
- Violets are bluish
- If it weren't for Christmas
- We'd all be Jewish."—Benny Hill
"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."—Frank McKinney HubbardAbout.com: Funny Christmas Quotes
"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."—Richard ManningInspirational Otter: Funny Christmas Quotes
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From Films and Television
"I just don't understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I'm still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed."—Charlie BrownChristmas: Christmas Movie Quotes"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know… the birth of Santa."—Bart SimpsonWill and Guy's Jokes: Funny Christmas Quotes
- Ralphie Parker: "I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle! Ooh!"
- Mrs. Parker: "No, you'll shoot your eye out."—From the film A Christmas StoryChristmas: Christmas Movie Quotes
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