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- Popular quote themes include everything from gift giving and weather to Santa Claus and reindeer
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From television specials and movies, to newspaper interviews and articles, a number of hilarious Christmas quotes have been cataloged over the years. If you're looking for some laughable holiday quotes, check out the links on this page.
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Funny Christmas Quotes
- "Roses are reddish
- Violets are bluish
- If it weren't for Christmas
- We'd all be Jewish."—Benny Hill
"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."—Frank McKinney HubbardAbout.com: Funny Christmas Quotes
"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."—Richard ManningInspirational Otter: Funny Christmas Quotes
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From Films and Television
"I just don't understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I'm still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed."—Charlie BrownChristmas: Christmas Movie Quotes"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know… the birth of Santa."—Bart SimpsonWill and Guy's Jokes: Funny Christmas Quotes
- Ralphie Parker: "I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle! Ooh!"
- Mrs. Parker: "No, you'll shoot your eye out."—From the film A Christmas StoryChristmas: Christmas Movie Quotes
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Funny Christmas Quotes Questions
What is the funniest Madeleine Albright quote? 3 Answers“I was in Europe and it was at this stage that I fell in love with Americans in uniform. And I continue to have that love affair.” http://www.defenselink.mil/d... read more
Looking for a quote on what motivates men--in relation to impressing women. 20 AnswersA funny one from Orson Wells "If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our... read more
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