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Funny Christmas poems and stories are fun to share during parties and around the dinner table. For a great selection of poems and stories, browse through the links on the right side of this page.
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Fast Facts
- Christmas celebrated December 25th each year all over the worldAbout.com: When is Christmas 2008
- Christmas day falls on Friday, December 25th in 2009About.com: When is Christmas 2008
- Funny stories can be based on personal experience
- Funny story experiences often include crazy gifts, bizarre Christmas tree experiences, shopping mayhem
- Funny holiday poems are great for humorous homemade cards
- Some holiday poems and stories are serious or religious
- Many funny poems have been turned into songs
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A Sign of the Times, Story
A little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"Inspirational Otter: Funny Christmas Jokes and Stories
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"Christmas May Be Canceled" Excerpt
- Christmas may be canceled
- The reindeer are on strike
- Santa's stuck in Lapland
- Forget your brand new bikeWorld of Christmas: Funny Poems
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Funny Poems for Christmas - $11.75
Everything you could want for Christmas - food, prezzies, decorations, Santa - but in poetical form...This book is full to bursting with raving mad relatives, rapping reindeer, talking turkeys, snowflakes and sparkle! It contains more daft ...
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The Christmas Peace - $2.99
They had lived within a mile of each other for fifty-odd years, oldJudge Hampden and old Colonel Drayton; that is, all their lives, forthey had been born on adjoining plantations within a month of eachother. But though the...
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Two Christmas Celebrations - $2.99
A great many years ago, Augustus Caesar, then Emperor of Rome, orderedhis mighty realm to be taxed; and so, in Judea, it is said, men wentto the towns where their families belonged, to be registered forassessment. From Naz...
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The Christmas Miracle - $2.99
He yearned for a sign from the heavens. Could one intimation be vouchsafed him, how it would confirm his faltering faith! Jubal Kennedy was of the temperament impervious to spiritual subtleties, fain to reach conclusions with the line and r...
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View All Funny Christmas Poems and Stories Questions (1493) | Ask a QuestionRead this poem and reflect a moment -- on how quick it all may blow away into madness. Share your own poem...as if it would be your last. (2 Answers)TURNING of the PAGE Seasons changing as they do Light grows dim on a harvest moon Standing tall in the cool dark night It is your truth that makes me ... read moreHow to write and acrostic poem about civil rights? (2 Answers)An acrostic poem uses the letters in a word to begin each line of the poem. All lines of the poem relate to or describe the main topic word. In ... read moreHow do you write an Ode To Books Poem? (1 Answer)Let me guess, studying British literature? Keats has some great odes: Ode to a Grecian Urn http://www.bartleby.com/101/625.html Ode to a Nightingale http://www.bartleby.com/101/624.html As does Shelly: Ode to a Skylark http://www.poetsgraves.co.uk/Classic%20Poems/Shelley/ode_to_a_skylark.htm ... read more
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