Funny Christmas Poems and Stories

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- Funny stories can be based on personal experience
- Funny story experiences often include crazy gifts, bizarre Christmas tree experiences, shopping mayhem
- Funny holiday poems are great for humorous homemade cards
- Some holiday poems and stories are serious or religious
- Many funny poems have been turned into songs

Funny Christmas poems and stories are fun to share during parties and around the dinner table. For a great selection of poems and stories, browse through the links on the right side of this page.
A Sign of the Times, Story
A little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
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"Christmas May Be Canceled" Excerpt
- Christmas may be canceled
- The reindeer are on strike
- Santa's stuck in Lapland
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