The Family Guy animated television show was supposed to team up with Microsoft to promote its latest operating system, Windows 7. The Family Guy Windows 7 special was scheduled to air on November 8, 2009 at 8:30 PM (ET/PT) on Fox. The working title for the Window 7 special was to be called Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show. The show was to air without any commercial breaks and would instead feature Windows 7 promotions throughout the show.http://www.pcworld.com/article/173646/family_guy_to_shill_for_windows_7.html

However, on October 27, 2009 Microsoft announced that it was pulling out of the Family Guy special. The decision was made after Microsoft executives watched a live taping of the animated show before a studio audience. A statement was released from Microsoft that "...after reviewing an early version of the variety show it became clear that the content was not a fit with the Windows brand."http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=8923276

The Family Guy special reportedly contained jokes about deaf people, the Holocaust, and incest.http://www.pcworld.com/article/174443/microsoft_pulls_out_of_family_guy_special.html

• Peter Griffin

• Lois Griffin

• Meg Griffin

• Chris Griffin

• Stewie Griffin

• Brian Griffin

• Cleveland Brown

• Glenn Quagmire

• Stewie Griffin: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

• Stewie Griffin: Do these Huggies make my ass look big?

• Peter Griffin: I've got an idea - an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about.

• Stewie Griffin: Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.

• Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

• Peter Griffin: Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

• Peter Griffin: I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. You’re my silver medal.

• Peter Griffin: Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.