Every Breath Bernanke Takes

- Created by Columbia Business School's Follies comedy groupNeatorama: Every Breath Bernanke Takes (May 1, 2006)
- Parody remake of The Police song "Every Breath You Take"Neatorama: Every Breath Bernanke Takes (May 1, 2006)
- Originally published on YouTube in 2006Neatorama: Every Breath Bernanke Takes (May 1, 2006)
- Features Columbia Business School dean Glenn Hubbard lookalikeNeatorama: Every Breath Bernanke Takes (May 1, 2006)
- "Hubbard" promises to keep an eye on Federal Reserve chairman Ben BernankeNeatorama: Every Breath Bernanke Takes (May 1, 2006)

Every Breath Bernanke Takes is a parody music video created by the Columbia Business School's Follies group. The YouTube video features a parody remake of The Police's "Every Breath You Take", starring a lookalike of Columbia Business School's dean Glenn Hubbard, who promises to keep an eye on Federal Reserve Board chairman Ben Bernanke and his finance hikes.
Partial Lyrics
- "Every breath you take
- Every change of rate
- Jobs you don't create
- While we still stagflate
- I'll be watching you
- Every single day
- Bernanke takes my pay
- When growth goes away
- Inflation will stay
- And I'll be watching you
- Oh can't you see?
- The Fed's where I should be
- How my poor heart aches
- With each of your mistakes
- First you move your lips
- And hike a few more BPS
- When demand then dips
- And the yield curve flips
- I'll be watching you
- Since you came supply's lost without a trace
- I dream at night that I punch you in the face
- Your interest policies I cannot embrace
- I feel so wrong and I love for Greenspan's place
- I keep cryin'... Benny! Benny! Please"