The video spoofs a lot of different celebrities and even includes a spoof to the Sarah Palin sex tape spoof Whos Nailin Paylin.

• Jessica Simpson
• Lindsay Lohan
• Samantha Ronson
• Ellen DeGeneres
• Portia de Rossi
• Jessica Alba
• Jennifer Aniston
• John Mayer
• Amy Winehouse
• Blake Fielder-Civil
• Superman
• Elvis
• Sarah Palin

• When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
• You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
• You're a... rockstar (baby)
• Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
• ??? Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
• We're the ones who made you

• Back by popular demand
• Now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can
• You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
• How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?
• Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
• Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans
• I think Kim Kardashian's a man!
• She stomped him just because he asked to put his hands
• On her massive glutius maximus again
• Sqeeze it, squish it, then pass it to her friend
• Can he come back as nasty as he can?
• Yes, he can, can, don't ask me this again
• He does not mean to lesbian offend
• But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
• Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten
• I know you want me, girl, in fact, I can see a grin.
• Now come in girl.