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THis page contains quotes from "Elaine Benes," a fictional character played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus on the popular sitcom Seinfeld. Elaine Benes appeared in 172 episodes of the show, which aired on NBC between 1990 and 1998.
Seinfeld, which was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, focused on the petty lives of four friends played by Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.
For more Seinfeld Quotes, also check out Kramer Quotes and George Costanza Quotes.
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Fast Facts
- Created by: Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld
- Network: NBC
- Seasons: 9
- Episodes: 180
- Aired: 1990-1998
- Starring: Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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- "I've "yada yadaed" sex."
- Jerry: "What about the breathing, the panting... the moaning, the screaming?"
- Elaine: "Fake, fake...fake, fake!"
- "I just couldn't decide if he was really sponge worthy."
- "You want a Christmas card!? Here's your Christmas card!"
- "You're through, Soup Nazi! No more soup for you!"
- "He recycled this gift. He's a regifter."
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- David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that?
- He's a bad breaker-upper.
- Elaine: I've "yada yadaed" sex.
- Jerry: You?
- Elaine: I met a lawyer once; he took me out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque. We went back to his apartment and "yada yada" I never heard from him again.
- Jerry: But you "yada yadaed" over the best part!
- Elaine: Oh I mentioned the bisque...
- George: You faked?
- Elaine: On occasion.
- Jerry: And the guy never knows?
- Elaine: No.
- Jerry: How can he not know that?
- Elaine: Because I was gooood.
- Jerry: I guess after that many beers he's probably a little groggy anyway.
- Elaine: You didn't know
- Jerry: What about the breathing, the panting... the moaning, the screaming?
- Elaine: {smiles} Fake, fake...fake, fake!
- I just couldn't decide if he was really sponge worthy.
- George: Elaine! Do women know about shrinkage?
- Elaine: You mean like laundry?
- Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
- Elaine: It shrinks?!
- Jerry: Like a frightened turtle.
- Elaine: Why does it shrink?
- George: It just does.
- Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
- You want a Christmas card!? Here's your Christmas card!
- Elaine: Mr. Peterman, you speak Burmese?
- J. Peterman: No Elaine, that was gibberish.
- (Describing Jerry) Well, his life revolves around Superman and cereal.
- (Toasting) Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to Hell.
- IMDb: Elaine Benes Quotes
- Elaine Benes: Oh well nothing wrong with that. Gotta make those big bucks.... money money money money money money money... ha ha ha ha ah... are you a communist?
- Ned: Yes, as a matter of fact I am.
- George Costanza: Good afternoon. One large crab bisque to go.
- [gets his soup and looks inside]
- George Costanza: Bread. Beautiful.
- Soup Nazi: You're pushing your luck little man.
- George Costanza: Sorry. Thank you.
- [leaves]
- Elaine Benes: Hi there. Um, uh -
- [drumming on countertop]
- Elaine Benes: Oh! Oh! Oh! One mulligatawny and, um... what is that right there? Is that lima bean?
- Soup Nazi: Yes.
- Elaine Benes: Never been a big fan.
- [coughing]
- Elaine Benes: Um... you know what? Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, "Scent Of A **Woman." Who-ah! Who-ah!
- Soup Nazi: Very good. Very good.
- Elaine Benes: Well, I -
- Soup Nazi: You know something?
- Elaine Benes: Hmmm?
- Soup Nazi: NO SOUP FOR YOU!
- Elaine Benes: What?
- Soup Nazi: COME BACK ONE YEAR! NEXT!
- Elaine Benes: You're through, Soup Nazi! No more soup for *you*.
- Cosmo Kramer: Hey
- George Costanza: You fixed me up with a bald woman!
- Cosmo Kramer: [flinches]
- Cosmo Kramer: Bald?
- George Costanza: Yeah, that's right
- Elaine: Do you see the irony here? You're rejecting somebody because they're bald!
- George Costanza: So?
- Elaine: [puts her hands up to her mouth] You're bald!
- You know, it's not fair that people are selected first come, first served. It should be based on who's hungriest!
- Maybe the dingo ate your baby
- Classic TV Quotes: Elaine Benes Quotes
- He recycled this gift. He's a regifter.
- Elaine: We gotta see the new baby anyway, at least we'll get a weekend in the Hamptons out of it.
- Jerry: Didn't they just have a baby?
- Elaine: That was two years ago, remember? 'Jeh-Ree, you gotta see the Bay-Bee! You gotta see the Bay-Bee!'
- Jerry: Is it possible they're just having babies to get people to visit them?
- Elaine: Can you spare a square?
- Woman in stall: No I can't.
- Elaine: You can't spare one square?
- Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
- Jerry: Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to, we have to.
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