Dustin Diamond, child actor and star of Saved By The Bell has written his first book, Behind The Bell.
The book is a retelling of Dustin Diamond's life growing up in front of the camera on Saved By The Bell to uncover Hollywood's myths about Zack, Kelly, Lisa and the Gang.
Behind The Bell Chapter List
Preface: I Was on a Show That Ended in 1993. And I’m Milking it For All It’s Worth.
Intro: What Else am I Going to Write About? This is All I Have.
Chapter 1: As a Child, I Was Just a Mere Future-Douche.
Chapter 2: Remember Saved by the Bell? Well, I Was on it. I Was the Weird Looking One!
Chapter 3: Mario Lopez Stole All My Pussy. Then I Foreshadow How He Rapes Me in Chapter 10.
Chapter 4: Mark-Paul Gosselaar Was a Dick and Got Everyone to Call Me “Jew Bag”.
Chapter 5: Principal Belding Showed Me his Penis One Time.
Chapter 6: I Totally Sucked Principal Belding’s Penis That Time.
Chapter 7: I’ve Jacked Off to Tiffani-Amber Thiessen an Obscene Amount of Times. She’s Caught Me 47 Times
Chapter 8: Everyone Did Drugs. Elizabeth Berkley Got So Scared
Chapter 9: I Don’t Even Know Lisa Turtle’s Real Name.
Chapter 10: I Was Raped by Mario Lopez.
Chapter 11: That Show “Dawson’s Creek” Ripped Us Off.
Chapter 12: I Used to Party with Will Smith. And I Name Drop Some People I Used to Totally Hang With.
Chapter 13: Leah Remini Let Me Stick the Tip In.
Chapter 14: I am a Child Star Cliche.
Chapter 15: My Debt is Ridiculous. 1993 Was a Long Time Ago.
Chapter 16: I Don’t Understand Why Everyone Got Other Acting Jobs, Except for Me.
Chapter 17: Suicide Note
