Dirty Easter Jokes

Dirty Easter Jokes play on the Spring holiday's theme. Whether people are putting a sordid spin on talk about Easter eggs, bunnies or the chocolate, there's plenty to laugh about. Here are some resources for dirty Easter jokes.

One of the more common dirty Easter jokes is "Why You Wouldn't Want To Be An Easter Egg". The points in this joke can be both numerous and infinitely variable. Here are some of the less dirty, dirty reasons you wouldn't want to be an Easter egg.

• You only get laid once.
• You only get eaten once.
• It takes you three minutes to get hard.
• You get tossed in the garbage when they're finished with you.Unwind: Why You Would Want to Be...

1. Easter 2010: April 4, 2010
2. For Christians around the world, Easter celebrates the day they believe Jesus Christ was resurrected from the dead
3. Not all denominations of Christianity celebrate Easter
4. Easter marks the end of Lent
5. Lent is a 40-day period during which Christians may give up a personal vice to honor the 40 days Jesus is said to have spent in the wilderness
6. Easter is a movable feast not fixed on the civil calendar
7. Easter falls on the first Sunday after the Paschal Full Moon