Quotes
- "Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there'd be an arch over your bed!" Julia
- "I got pulled over this morning for having all the mirrors in the Mercedes turned so I could see myself." Suzanne
- "I am going to work. It is great working at the library. If any of y'all want, I can get you free books." Vanessa
- "I think you should tell them to take their invitation, fold it in five corners, and stick it where the sun don't shine." -Julia