Actor Dane Cook, who portrays the character of Tank in the film "My Best Friend's Girl," publicly criticized the film's poster on his MySpace blog on August 13, 2008, in which he stated that "whoever photo shopped the poster must have done so at taser point with three minutes to fulfill their hostage takers' deranged obligations."LA Times: Dane Cook's blog rant (September 22, 2008)
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"Whoever photo shopped our poster must have done so at taser point with 3 minutes to fulfill their hostage takers deranged obligations. They should have called Donnie Hoyle and had him give a tutorial using "You Suck at Photoshop" templates. This is so glossy it makes Entertainment Weekly look wooden."MySpace: Blog Post (August 13, 2008)
"The left side of my face seems to be melting off of my skull. I guess I am looking directly into the Ark of the Covenant? Are they going for the bells palsy thing here? My left side looks like Britney Spears' vagina."MySpace: Blog Post (August 13, 2008)
"It's no secret that I'm more rugged facially due to a drunken visit by the teen acne fairy, but according to this poster I've got perfect porcelain flesh. I look like the f***ing' bathroom floor at Caesars Palace. One of Marie Osmond's dolls would look at me and say "s**t ... that guys got flawless skin!"MySpace: Blog Post (August 13, 2008)
