Dane Cook Blog

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    • Film was released on September 19, 2008
    • Cook plays the leading role in the film
    • Cook posted a blog on his MySpace in which he states that the movie poster "makes him look like he's wearing Maybelline Water Shine Diamonds Liquid Lipstick"LA Times: Dane Cook's blog rant (September 22, 2008)
    • Cook's rant about the poster was said to have possibly boosted numbers at the box officeLA Times: Dane Cook's blog rant (September 22, 2008)
  • Actor Dane Cook, who portrays the character of Tank in the film "My Best Friend's Girl," publicly criticized the film's poster on his MySpace blog on August 13, 2008, in which he stated that "whoever photo shopped the poster must have done so at taser point with three minutes to fulfill their hostage takers' deranged obligations."LA Times: Dane Cook's blog rant (September 22, 2008)
  • Blog Post Excerpts

    "Whoever photo shopped our poster must have done so at taser point with 3 minutes to fulfill their hostage takers deranged obligations. They should have called Donnie Hoyle and had him give a tutorial using "You Suck at Photoshop" templates. This is so glossy it makes Entertainment Weekly look wooden."MySpace: Blog Post (August 13, 2008)

    "The left side of my face seems to be melting off of my skull. I guess I am looking directly into the Ark of the Covenant? Are they going for the bells palsy thing here? My left side looks like Britney Spears' vagina."MySpace: Blog Post (August 13, 2008)

    "It's no secret that I'm more rugged facially due to a drunken visit by the teen acne fairy, but according to this poster I've got perfect porcelain flesh. I look like the f***ing' bathroom floor at Caesars Palace. One of Marie Osmond's dolls would look at me and say "s**t ... that guys got flawless skin!"MySpace: Blog Post (August 13, 2008)

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