See your favorite quotes from Gil Grissom, Nick Stokes and more with our favorite quotes from CSI. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation is a CBS television drama that takes place in Las Vegas, Nevada. The show follows a group of crime scene investigators while they gather evidence and solve crimes.

• "That's right and you know my grandfather was tossed from Norway for getting my grandmother pregnant before they got married. To this day he still tells me "Som man reder sa ligger man. One must lie in the bed one has made."—Greg Sanders on his grandfatherFan Site: Collecting the Evidence

• "The best thing about a fantasy is the possibility it will come true. When that possibility is taken away, it just... kinda... sucks."—Catherine Willows on fantasiesFan Site: Collecting the Evidence

• "I tend not to believe people; they lie. The evidence never lies."—Gil Grissom on people

• "Did you cut yourself shaving or were you just thinking too hard?"—Nick Stokes to a suspectFan Site: Collecting the Evidence

• "Oh Serina, you can defrag my hard drive any time."—Archie to SerineFan Site: Collecting the Evidence