CSI: Miami Quotes

CSI Miami is a TV drama and sister show to CSI and CSI New York

• Crimelab.nl: Horatio Caine Quotes
  • "I think we're going to need a bigger body bag."
  • "If anybody can find one, it's you, Alexx."

• • "What do we have here, stolen uniforms? 'Sir golf-a-lot.' You on to your next victim, Stewart?"
  • "That's not mine."
  • "Really? Whose is it, mine?"

• • "You just killed four innocent people. You're evil. You enjoy death. I hope you enjoy your own."

• IMDb: Horatio Caine Quotes
  • "He is a liar. I just don't know what the lie is yet. "
  • "In the future, if you're gonna watch somebody's back, let me know about it so I can watch yours.
  • "You're saying she married for love?
• CBS.com: Horatio Caine Quotes
  • "Looks like the wave isn't the only thing about to hit Miami."
  • "Let's go talk to the Russian, the cousin, before he chokes on a Twizzler."

• Crimelab.nl: Calleigh Duquesne Quotes
  • "A little cafe cubano. Put some hair on your chest."
  • "Don't you just say the sweetest things."

• • "So what do you get when a six-foot-tall man lays down with a three-foot-long rifle?
  • "Hot flashes. But that's just me."

• • "You know, it's bad enough when you're in that awkward stage between boy and cold-blooded killer, but it's even worse when grandma's kiss links you to the scene."

• CBS.com: Calleigh Duquesne Quotes
  • "There are two ways this goes down, either way you're dropping the gun."
  • (IAB:"you told us your name was Calleigh Duquesne, is that correct?") Calleigh:*cheerfully* Yes that's correct....oh!! or lamb-chop! But only my dad seems to call me that now."
  • "You may be a lawyer but I'm a C.S.I., a damn good one."

• IMDb: Eric Delko Quotes
  • "It looks like he fell into a blender!"
  • "Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane."
  • "Lovely. I just got a look at that tiger shark in the cooler. Liberal eaters, like Speedle. They'll eat anything as long as it's alive."
  • "The girl I'm seeing... I'm glad she doesn't have a polygraph."

• Crimelab.nl: Eric Delko Quotes
  • " "I have a murder weapon of a different sort."
  • "Yeah, he had gas. Gasoline to be more precise. All the way down to his stomach lining."
  • "Wife's ready to make a deal. She's very opposed to the death penalty especially when it's applied to her."

• CBS.com: Ryan Wolfe Quotes
  • "Just for the record, I didn't co-operate."
  • "Haven't you ever pushed aside a dinner plate to get some?"
  • "I have a keen grasp of the obvious"
  • "that must have been one kinky party!"
• IMDb: Ryan Wolfe Quotes
  • [about the tsunami heading for Miami] This is gonna be a monster.
  • "That's why I got the brass pass!"
  • "It's not me... it's my uncle."

• IMDb: Dr. Alexx Woods Quotes
  • "Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger."
  • "When the IV fails, they have to give it directly to the heart. You know, Uma Thurman, Pulp Fiction."
  • "Not unless they each crashed into a bullet."

• Crimelab.nl: Alexx Woods Quotes
  • "What I'm saying is, I'm not an anthropologist. Could be a big woman or a small man."
  • "Looks like she ate about four carats for her last supper."
  • "I think I just set some kind of postmortem speed record."

• IMDb: Frank Tripp Quotes
  • "I've gotta' admit... divorce sucks!"
  • "So, what were the Mala Noche packin' up in here? Brand new putters and they're heavy!"
  • "Victims, yeah me!"
• Crimelab.nl: Frank Tripp Quotes
  • "Everybody take their left hand and stick it out, please. Left hands... Your other left hand, scruffy."
  • "Are you stuck on stupid?"
  • "No need now. The verdict is in."