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- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris Facts is a website featuring a collection of humorous, fictional "facts" about Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris Facts on Amazon
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Chuck Norris Facts (List #1) Gold Wood-Mounted Art Poster Print - 24" X 36" - $39.99
This poster shows a list of Chuck Norris facts. At the top it says "Chuck Norris Facts List #1". The list includes "The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain" and "There is no such ...Amazon
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Chuck Norris Facts (List #1) Art Poster Print - 24" X 36" - $19.99
This poster shows a list of Chuck Norris facts. At the top it says "Chuck Norris Facts List #1". The list includes "The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain" and "There is no such ...Amazon
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The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book: 101 Amazing Facts about the Greatest Action Hero Ever - $12.99
Hundreds of thousands of humorous Chuck Norris facts have been published, traveled around the globe via the Internet, and gained an international audience of millions. Chuck Norris...Amazon
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The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human - $12.00
The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has r...Amazon
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Chuck Norris Facts Questions
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The Most Interesting Man in the World VS Chuck Norris?? 3 AnswersThe Most Interesting Man in the world drinks Dos Equis... Chuck Norris eats roundhouse kicks to the face for breakfast... So, Chuck Norris will win the fight..... read more -
Would Chuck Norris beat up Bruce Lee? 2 AnswersPersonally, I think that Bruce would take Chuck down to Pain Town, but then again, Chuck is pretty bad-a$$. Jeet Kun Do, Bruce Lee's style is very fluid and qu... read more -
What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke ? 8 AnswersMy favorite is; "If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you". These are funny too, Chuck has a great sense of hu... read more -
Does anyone know any good Chuck Norris facts? 1 AnswerSome of my favorites: "There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control." "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird... read more
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