Chuck Norris Facts

    • Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
    • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
    • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
    • The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
    • Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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