Christmas Quotes

Christmas quotes can be funny or serious, and many are religious in nature. Many quotes have been gathered from films, celebrities and holiday sermons, and they can also be found on Christmas cards. For some of the most memorable Christmas quotes on the net, check out the links on this page.

*Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall."—Larry WildeQuote Garden: Christmas Quotes

*I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year."—Charles DickensChristmas Quotes

"Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance - each beautiful, unique and too soon gone."—Deborah WhippAll Things Christmas: Christmas Quotes

"Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred."—George Bernard ShawWisdom Quotes: Christmas Quotes

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• • Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home. ~Carol Nelson

• • There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries. ~W.J. Cameron

• • From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. ~Katharine Whitehorn

• • Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author Unknown

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• • Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ~Johnny Carson

• • I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. ~Charles Dickens

• • Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. They're never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal. ~Family Christmas Quotes by Lenore Hershey

• • Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

• • From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other. ~Emily Matthews

• • When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? ~G.K. Chesterton

• • Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity. ~Don Cupitt

• • I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. ~Bernard Manning

• • He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. ~Roy L. Smith

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• • Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both. ~Phillips Brooks

• • Even before Christmas has said Hello, it's saying "Buy Buy." ~Robert Paul

• • I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. ~Shirley Temple

• • One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present. ~Author Unknown

• • Whatever else be lost among the years, Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing: Whatever doubts assail us, or what fears, Let us hold close one day, remembering Its poignant meaning for the hearts of men. Let us get back our childlike faith again. ~Grace Noll Crowell

• All Things Christmas Christmas Quotes

• • Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given--when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes. ~Joan Winmill Brown

• • At Christmas, all roads lead home. ~Marjorie Holmes

• • The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect! ~Charles N. Barnard

• • The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. ~Andy Rooney

• • Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance - each beautiful, unique and too soon gone. ~Deborah Whipp

• ThinkExist.com Christmas Quotes

• • A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world! ~Charles Dickens

• • Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ~Norman Vincent Peale

• • Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it. ~Richard Lamm

• • Christmas is the day that holds all time together. ~Alexander Smith

• • Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors. ~Stephen Wright

• Wisdom Quotes: Christmas Quotes

• • Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ. ~Bart Simpson

• • I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark. ~Dick Gregory

• • There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. ~Erma Bombeck

• • Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times. ~Kate L. Bosher

• • Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven. ~W.C. Fields

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• • The purpose and cause of the incarnation was that He might illuminate the world by His wisdom and excite it to the love of Himself. ~Peter Abelard

• • The Christmas parties were orgies of drinking and singing and groping and pawing. Cartoon staffers invested their own money in preparatory liquor. ~Joseph Barbera

• • Christmas has lost its meaning for us because we have lost the spirit of expectancy. We cannot prepare for an observance. We must prepare for an experience. ~Handel H. Brown

• • Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it "white." ~Bing Crosby

• • Then Bob proposed: "A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us!" Which all his family re-echoed. "God bless us every one!" said Tiny Tim, the last of all. ~Charles Dickens in A Christmas Carol

• • Some businessmen are saying this could be the greatest Christmas ever. I always thought that the first one was. ~Art Fettig