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Ho, ho, ho and ha, ha, ha this holiday season with hilarious Christmas jokes. Make your belly shake like a bowl full of jelly by checking out the links to Christmas jokes on this page.
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Fast Facts
- Christmas Day is December 25th
- Christmas 2008 falls on a Thursday
- Some popular Christmas joke themes include reindeer, Santa Claus, snow men, Christmas carols, gifts
- Christmas jokes are often a popular part of onstage holiday productions
- Comedians like Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy, Ray Stevens, Mike Epps and others create and appear on Christmas-themed comedy CDs
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Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes
- "Knock Knock."
- "Who's there?"'
- "Mary."
- "Mary who?"
- "Mary Christmas!"Email Santa: Christmas Jokes
- "Knock Knock."
- "Who's there?"
- "Donut."
- "Donut who?"
- "Donut open 'til Christmas!"'Email Santa: Christmas Jokes
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Santa Jokes
- Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
- A: North Polish.Santa Claus.com: Christmas Humor and Jokes
- Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
- A: Crisp Cringle.Santa Claus.com: Christmas Humor and Jokes
- Q: Who gives presents and bites people?
- A: Santa Jaws!Woodlands Junior School: Santa Jokes for Kids
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Kaboose: Christmas Jokes and Riddles
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SantaClaus.com: Santa's Holiday Humor Page
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Woodlands Junior School: Kids' Christmas Jokes
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Cornell University: Christmas Jokes
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YouTube: Sandee's Christmas Jokes (Time: 4:33)
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Greg's Christmas Pages: Santa Is a Woman? Joke
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Kaboose: Christmas Jokes and Riddles
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Christmas Jokes on Twitter Powered by Twitter
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@Animalhouse35 mine stole all of Eric Morecambe's jokes too & that wiggly glasses thing he did. At Christmas I was a very confused child...
@esskay | November 08, 2009 04:08 PM -
Why didn't the skeleton go to the #Christmas Party? He had no body to go with! More #Christmas #Jokes on http://uurl.in/GStQ7
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"Well, if you are a good girl this Christmas, I might." I love my uncle and his sex jokes.
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A Christmas Carol: “I’ve had enough practical jokes for one evening. Goodnight, Future Ghost!” #UncannyHillValley
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RT @dollarjokes: RT @ChristmasC y dnt the skeleton go 2 the #Christmas Party? He had no body 2 go w/! #Jokes on http://uurl.in/GStQ7
@LauraJean1962 | November 07, 2009 09:35 PM
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Christmas Jokes on Amazon | View All
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BIG BOOK OF CLASSIC CHRISTMAS TALES - $1.99
I. CHRISTMAS AT FEZZIWIG'S WAREHOUSE CHARLES DICKENS "Yo Ho! my boys," said Fezziwig. "No more work to-night! Christmas Eve, Dick! Christmas, Ebenezer! Let's have the shutters up!" cried old Fezziwig with a sharp clap of his hands, "bef...
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The Crazy Christmas Joke Book - $0.99
How does good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even Packed with brilliant seasonal jokes together with lots of silly stuff that will keep children giggling throughout the Christmas holidays. Cast an unwanted Gift Spell, r...
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