Brule's Rules is an ongoing sketch on the Cartoon Network comedy show Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job. It stars John C. Reilly as bumbling news reporter Dr. Steve Brule who offers tips and advice on a wide range of topics. Brule's Rules is usually featured as a segment in conjunction with the Channel 5 Married News Team (Jan and Wayne Skylar) - who often cut to Steve on special assignment. The sketch is a parody of the do-it-youself features that are often found on local news programs.

1. Seasons: 2
2. Network: Cartoon Network (Adult Swim)
3. First Aired: February 11, 2007
4. Creators: Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim

• "What the heck you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do...you're gonna eat the ants cuz its made out of protein"

• "You have smelly body parts, smelly under your arms, in the armpits, just put some vinegar on it...why didn't you think of that"

• "If you're raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off dummy"