Bree Van De Kamp

Bree Van De Kamp is a fictional character on the ABC hit television series Desperate Housewives.

1. Birth name: Marcia Anne Cross
2. Birth date: March 25, 1962
3. Birthplace: Marlborough, Massachusetts
4. Spouse: Tom Mahoney (2006- present)
5. Awards: Screen Actors Guild Award, Satellite Award
6. Notable projects: Knots Landing, Melrose Place

• "I love sex. I love everything about it: the sensations, the smells. I especially love the feel of a man. All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body. And then when you add friction. MMMmmmm." - IMDb

• "Okay, now I want you to hold the gun like you're holding a beautiful white dove. Hold it firmly enough that it can't get away, but not so firmly that you can kill it." - IMDb

• "As of this moment, Rex, I am no longer your wife. I am going to find the most vindictive lawyer I can find. And together, we will eviscerate you. I will take away your money, your family, and your dignity. And I am thrilled you still love me. Because I want what's going to happen to you to hurt as much as humanly possible. I'm just so glad you didn't die before I told you that." - Entertainment Weekly

• "You know what? At our next settlement talks, I plan on asking for your golf clubs!" - Wikiquote

• See Mahalo's Guide to Marcia Cross

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