Borat Movie Quotes

Borat Sagdiyev is a fictional Kazakh reporter created by comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. The feature length film Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was released in 2006. The film included several lines that resonate through pop culture. During the height of the films popularity it was common for fans to repeat their favorite quotes with friends. The film was a box office success (much to surprise of some of the studio executives behind it) and premiered at number 1 opening weekend.

• "Niice!"

• "When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you."

• "Her vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard's robe."

• "I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S. dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS."

• IMDb: Borat: Cultural Learnings... Memorable Quotes
  • Borat: "This is Natalya."
  • (he kisses her passionately)
  • Borat: "She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan."
  • (she holds up a trophy and smiles)
  • Borat: "Niiice!"

• • Borat: "I like to make sexy time!"

• • Borat (steps into the hotel room): "Wawaweewaa! Ooh lala!"

• • Borat: "I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below."
  • Car Dealership Owner: "Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer."
  • Borat: "A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet."
  • Car Dealership Owner: "He means a car that women like."
  • Borat: "Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?"
  • Car Dealership Owner: "No. There's no magnet, he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers."
  • Borat: "Do this have a pussy magnet?"
  • Car Dealership Owner: "No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet."
  • Borat: "If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?"
  • Car Dealership Owner: "Yeah, but there's no--there's no such thing in this country as a, as a magnet."

• • Borat (indicates women beside him): "In my country, they would go crazy for these two."
  • (points to minister's wife)
  • Borat: "This one... not so much..."

• • Borat: "Her vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard's robe."

• • Borat: "Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?"
  • Driving Instructor: "No, no, no, no, no, no!"
  • Borat: "A-why not?"
  • Driving Instructor: "Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with."
  • Borat: "What? You joke?"
  • Driving Instructor: "It must be consensual. How 'bout that?"
  • Borat: "Ahahahahaha!"
  • Driving Instructor: That's good, huh?"
  • Borat: "Is not good for me."

• • Borat: "When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you."

• Hot Movie Quotes: Borat Quotes
  • Borat: "Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!"

• • Borat: "I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California with my friend Mr. Jesus, and together we will take her!"

• • Borat (referring to woman speaking in feminism group): "I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying."

• • Borat: "I will look on your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?"

• • Borat (to American Audience): "We support your war of terror."

• Wikiquote: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
  • Borat: "I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S. dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS."

• • Borat: "High-five!"

• • Borat: "Go dig your mother a grave."

• • Borat: "NAAT!!!!"