Best Historical Mysteries

Categories: Humor | Social Science
  • Hindsight robs life of much of its mystery and wonder. We analyze, we deduce, sometimes we even find the answers we're looking for, and they're usually not as intriguing or exciting as the initial questions. Now that we know some retired FBI agent was Deep Throat, that Jesse James really was shot in the back by a guy he knew pretty well while rehanging a picture, and that Vlad the Impaler wasn't really a vampire, the world just seems somehow more mundane.

    Fortunately, some of the great mysteries of human history will never be solved. You can read every book ever written on King Arthur or DB Cooper and get no closer to really knowing the men, or in some cases, if they ever existed at all. They have become part of our popular culture, with questions about their motivations, true feelings and experiences filling our books and movies and dreams. Which is, in all likelihood, a better fate than to be remembered for all the boring real things that you did.

    And just so you know, even though a few of the below topics have fueled them, we're planning a separate list on great conspiracy theories. So before all of you shoot off your angry e-mails about the "mysterious" Apollo moon landing, just keep that in mind...

  • "Solved" Mysteries

    1. Former President Ulysses S. Grant is buried in Grant's Tomb
    2. Napoleon died of cancer, not poison
    3. Crop circles were a hoax
    4. There was no lost island of Atlantis
    5. Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna was most likely executed and buried in a mass grave
    6. Adolf Hitler killed himself in his bunker...with his brain intact
    7. Harry Houdini never returned from the dead
    8. Elvis Presley: January 8, 1935 - August 16, 1977

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