Back to You is a FOX sitcom about television anchor Chuck Darling (played by Kelsey Grammer) who has fallen from grace a national show and returns to his hometown of Pittsburgh to pick up the pieces. Upon his return he has a run-in with his tightly wound co-anchor Kelly Carr (played by Patricia Heaton) and learns that on the last night he was in town he fathered her child.

1. "The security guard's asleep, the hall smells like curry, I'M BACK!" -Chuck Darling
2. "Well, i'm off, I still vomit before every show." Marsh McGinley
3. "Good lord, cut your nails. It's like a falcon landed on my wrist!" Chuck Darling