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- First Episode: November, 2005
- Creators: Kent Nichols, Douglas Sarine
- First DVD released December 5, 2006
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Ask A Ninja is a popular video podcast/blog performed by Beatbox Giant Productions. The character is played by Kent Nichols, a writer/comedian from Los Angeles
Quotes
- "Giving a ninja something black is like giving crazy to Angelina Jolie. It's like giving guns to Master Chief. Like giving boobs to Dolly Parton. We already have plenty."
- "Do ninjas write poetry or are they just murderous shadows of death, put on earth only to act against mankind?... Wow! I didn't realize those were the only two options."
- "Most ninjas live until they die. Some a little bit longer, some a little bit shorter. It just really depends on how much metaphor they apply to the idea of life."
- "Have I stolen the hearts of a few ladies? Guilty! Unfortunately I was not able to return them before they bled to death!"
- "If a ninja does anything ANYWHERE, it doesn't make a sound, and if it does, it'll probably be the last sound you ever hear."
- "Will you please leave us alone? My relationship with physics is my business."
- "If people really realized how rude and inconsiderate badgers were, they would get a lot more mascot work."
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Ask A Ninja Questions
How do you beat Genshin in ninja gaiden 2 He is alot hard. 1 AnswerMake sure you block every attack possible. Wait on him to do the Flying Swallow or Shadow Dash attack and evade and follow with and X,X,Y combo. Continue doin... read more
How do you beat Genshin in Ninja Gaiden 2? 2 AnswersIf you wait on him to do his shadow rush or flying swallow attack, and avoid them, he will leave himself wide open for an X,Y,Y combo... if you repeat that, you... read more
on xbox360 ninja blade, Escaping the building, when i get to the end of the hallway i get stuck there. it wont allow me to go out the window 2 AnswersIt seems this is a glitch in the game as you should jump to a QTE (Quick Time Event) as soon as you reach the window. Users in the GameSpot forums are suggestin... read more
What is the best ask a ninja episode ever from askaninja.com? 2 AnswersThe most viewed on YouTube is a good way to read the best. #1 Ask A Ninja: Special Delivery 1 "What is Podcasting?" 4,506,681 views ... read more
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@joselo_mx Ask a ninja. Gran posdcast ;P
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@Rome_Deniro I told you you're not getting any change once, don't ask again fuckin bums, always wanna argue with a ninja
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